// Discussing Putin Jerry Song: Is it pyu-tin or poo-tin? Ace: Pp.
Diego: Putin is holding a magnifying glass and a ruler and he is not clothed. Diego: What else do I need to say?
\\A student is using her phone in class. Klein walks over. Mr. Klein: "Is that...Vladimir Putin shirtless on horseback! This is great!" \\He takes the student's phone Mr. Klein: "Here, let's pass this around. He's so virile looking! Do you guys ever wonder why Obama doesn't do something like this? Am I the only one who thinks this is funny?"