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Feb. 28, 2012, 12:28 p.m.

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//Sharon filling out her schedule card Sharon: What should I put for career goal? ...oh, I'll put gold digger!

She didn't actually put that.




Feb. 23, 2012, 4:33 p.m.

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//Sharon doing people's hair in SRP Marcus: Sharon do my hair. Sharon: !?!? You're like half bald! Manesha: Only half?



Jan. 11, 2012, 7:33 p.m.

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Sharon: Bob's asexual. Bob: Actually, if I could just reproduce by splitting that would prevent so much trouble. Samir: Aww, It's okay Bob...I'll find you a girl. Viju: Or a boy!



Sept. 23, 2011, 4:20 p.m.

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Anderson: So those of you who didn't know about the Protestants and Catholics, time to get aboard the knowledge train. Toot toot! Sharon: I need tickets.



May 5, 2011, 9:48 p.m.

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//Sharon outside of GYM before Boys Volleyball game Sharon: Hey, black guy, you look familiar! Rick: ..? Sharon: Do you have a identical twin brother that's in my art class? Rick: I'm in your art class... Sharon: Oh, I guess that makes sense

Sharon Chen, what else can be said?




April 26, 2011, 6:24 p.m.

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Myles: ...yeah, she's an OBGYN. Tatyana: Sorry? Myles: A gynecologist. Sharon: A what? Myles: A... Evan: *FRANTIC KILL GESTURES* NO NO NO NO NO Sharon: What's that? Evan: You said it, you explain it. Myles: No, you explain it!



April 14, 2011, 5:36 p.m.

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//talking about Mr. Rose's "son" (paul) Sharon: So you had your son when you were a teenager? Evan: Mr. Rose, did they never teach about birth control in high school?