//Silver Chips. Late Friday. Paul B. Ellis is copy, editing, and reading from a story.
Paul B. Ellis: There is something wrong here. "Students for Global Responsibility is planning an AIDS promotion day." Can you really promote AIDS?
//a journalism student shows up during lunch
Neel: Why do you guys like always come to our table man?
Danderson: Since we always get them to go away, maybe they want to know how we do it?
Neel: Or maybe they think we're like the magnet table or something.
Danderson: *points at table with >12 magnets*
SC photographer: We're doing an article on couples, can we get your guys' picture?
//Shelley flicks him off, he leaves for a bit
SC photographer (back, now with camera raised): Are you sure? It would be quick!
Shelley & Danderson: NO!
//Danderson gets umbrella out of backpack and tries to smack him