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#10323

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March 22, 2022, 12:15 p.m.

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Hui: Do you want to hear some life advice from the resident seniors? Hui: Don’t drink Carolina reaper hot sauce. // later Hui: Want to hear another piece of life advice? Hui: Don’t ask Delaney for antacids. He’ll give you this. (holds up a bottle. Label is captioned "laxative.") Hui: This is from the chem storage room.

//notably Delaney's correct and it *was* an antacid it just also would not really have been the best idea for the specific situation it was meant for. I also asked Duval later and she said "did you try the chem storage rooms" so actually the best life advice here is "don't do stuff that's the very specific kind of stupid where you then require antacids while at blair"

delaney, reaper, hui, spicy

#8242

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June 5, 2019, 11:57 a.m.

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//At lunch, Booyya has just finished practicing his entire molecular derivation part of his Chem RnE presentation. Albert is the only the audience member. Booyya: Do you have any comments? Albert: Do you want to the truth or the lie? Booyya: Truth. Albert, tapping his elbow repeatedly: I stopped listening when I found out how to make my pinky feel funny.

#7813

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Dec. 18, 2018, 10:56 a.m.

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//Albert is about to perform a duet in band Albert: This piece contains many un-timetable timings, un-glissable glisses, and - dare I say - un-dynamicable dynamics. This is intentional. All the mistakes you hear were carefully practiced to show the chaos and the sadness of the world.