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#8242

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June 5, 2019, 11:57 a.m.

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//At lunch, Booyya has just finished practicing his entire molecular derivation part of his Chem RnE presentation. Albert is the only the audience member. Booyya: Do you have any comments? Albert: Do you want to the truth or the lie? Booyya: Truth. Albert, tapping his elbow repeatedly: I stopped listening when I found out how to make my pinky feel funny.

#7813

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Dec. 18, 2018, 10:56 a.m.

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//Albert is about to perform a duet in band Albert: This piece contains many un-timetable timings, un-glissable glisses, and - dare I say - un-dynamicable dynamics. This is intentional. All the mistakes you hear were carefully practiced to show the chaos and the sadness of the world.