Hui: Do you want to hear some life advice from the resident seniors?
Hui: Don’t drink Carolina reaper hot sauce.
Hui: Want to hear another piece of life advice?
Hui: Don’t ask Delaney for antacids. He’ll give you this. (holds up a bottle. Label is captioned "laxative.")
Hui: This is from the chem storage room.
//At lunch, Booyya has just finished practicing his entire molecular derivation part of his Chem RnE presentation. Albert is the only the audience member.
Booyya: Do you have any comments?
Albert: Do you want to the truth or the lie?
Albert, tapping his elbow repeatedly: I stopped listening when I found out how to make my pinky feel funny.
//Albert is about to perform a duet in band
Albert: This piece contains many un-timetable timings, un-glissable glisses, and - dare I say - un-dynamicable dynamics. This is intentional. All the mistakes you hear were carefully practiced to show the chaos and the sadness of the world.