// Complex presentations, topic is Laplace Transforms Booyya: if you're in DiffEq right now, we haven't learned about Laplace Transforms yet. Booyya: and if you took DiffEq last year, that was online, so we haven't learned about Laplace Transforms yet.
//mathphys study hall Schafer: What am I hearing? Booyya: *pauses video of bubbling deep fryer* Korean fried chicken. Schafer: Okay.
//Birthday Speech of Booyya Berhane, Transcribed by Jason Liu "February 17th, 2004, 7 pm, Holy Cross Hospital. There are an uncountable amount of stars in the sky, and on one night, they all aligned, and that was the night I was born. Now I’m not a narcissist, but I have to recognize that I’m one of the greatest human beings ever born. Amen! And being gifted by the heavens, by my friends, by my environment, has really taught me something. Do you know what it taught me? It taught me every single one of you is valuable. But none of you is more valuable than [sic] me. Think of it. This is the zero value point. I’m like up here, this is a limit. You guys are somewhere around here. Thank you for listening guys. You are all valuable in your own ways. Have a wonderful day everybody."
Praccho: I thought you tested positive? Booyya: Yeah, I sent you a pregnancy test! Mr. Schafer: Looks like we got bigger news on our hands.
Booyya: today is a good day Edward: why Booyya: cuz I can see Henry's dumpy
* In math phys study hall* Dhruv, John, and Albert arguing about how the coefficient of resitution of a helical string ... Booyya: I respect what you guys have, but I'm not getting involved in this argument because it sounds SO boring.
Rose: Screw you Booyya.
//At lunch, Booyya has just finished practicing his entire molecular derivation part of his Chem RnE presentation. Albert is the only the audience member. Booyya: Do you have any comments? Albert: Do you want to the truth or the lie? Booyya: Truth. Albert, tapping his elbow repeatedly: I stopped listening when I found out how to make my pinky feel funny.