//Presenting modsim projects! Nick Khil: So I chose to model Spider Man swinging from the Empire State Building. Nick Khil: According to the Marvel website, Spider Man can lift 10 tons.... Nick Khil: So if we assume those are metric tons, Spider Man can exert 98,000 Newtons of force. Nick Khil: I guess I found out that Spider Man is... a lot stronger than people think.
Neil (reading a physics problem): Spider-man has just bought a home physics kit. People start insulting Spider-man. Neil: Hey, let Spider-man be! Evan G: Let Spider-man pee? What? But come to think of it, how does Spider-man pee during a high speed chase? His suit doesn't have a fly! The only thing I can imagine is him peeing on all the people below and making them think it was raining. But that doesn't seem fair. Davis (From across the room, no warning): It's absorbant! //Whole class dissolves into laughter