Neil (reading a physics problem): Spider-man has just bought a home physics kit.
People start insulting Spider-man.
Neil: Hey, let Spider-man be!
Evan G: Let Spider-man pee? What? But come to think of it, how does Spider-man pee during a high speed chase? His suit doesn't have a fly! The only thing I can imagine is him peeing on all the people below and making them think it was raining. But that doesn't seem fair.
Davis (From across the room, no warning): It's absorbant!
//Whole class dissolves into laughter