Evan: With me and Justin’s brains combined, we are unstoppable at eating pasta.
//During Chem R&E presentations: Student: So why is the molar volume of gases 22.4 liters? Evan G: Cause.... because that's the thing the gas does.
Neil (reading a physics problem): Spider-man has just bought a home physics kit. People start insulting Spider-man. Neil: Hey, let Spider-man be! Evan G: Let Spider-man pee? What? But come to think of it, how does Spider-man pee during a high speed chase? His suit doesn't have a fly! The only thing I can imagine is him peeing on all the people below and making them think it was raining. But that doesn't seem fair. Davis (From across the room, no warning): It's absorbant! //Whole class dissolves into laughter
//Block D CS Piper: So, now that we've covered infix notation, what's next? Evan G.: Outfix?