Duval: What is this?
Class: The cell cycle!
Duval: You guys are so literate!
Duval: I pee on the mat, cell cycle!
Duval: The mat you pee on, mitosis!
Ace: Are you a cat?
Duval: Pretty sure I'm a person.
//Duval explains the rapid tests
Duval: Other than that you're not peeing on it, it's mostly the same as a pregnancy test ... which is an analogy that will hopefully be lost on most of you.
Andy: What happens if I pee on it?
Duval: ... probably nothing? But don't pee on it!
Andy: Alright, I know what I'm doing tonight.
Neil (reading a physics problem): Spider-man has just bought a home physics kit.
People start insulting Spider-man.
Neil: Hey, let Spider-man be!
Evan G: Let Spider-man pee? What? But come to think of it, how does Spider-man pee during a high speed chase? His suit doesn't have a fly! The only thing I can imagine is him peeing on all the people below and making them think it was raining. But that doesn't seem fair.
Davis (From across the room, no warning): It's absorbant!
//Whole class dissolves into laughter
// Raina and Lisa are walking to Cellphys from outside. Lisa reaches for Raina's hand.
Raina: Lisa!!! Don't touch me. I have ladybug pee on my hand!
// Lisa and Raina walk up to the third floor. Lisa forgets what Raina said.
// Lisa grabs Raina's hand.
Lisa: Oh you're so FUNNY Raina! OH SHNAPPPPPPP....LADYBUG PEEE!!!!!