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Dec. 19, 2023, 2:41 p.m.

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Rose: whose yellow drink is this Jesse: it's mine Saanvi: what is it Jesse: it's piss *takes a sip* Saanvi: ewwww Rose: well that was great, merry Christmas everybody

jesse had a bottled water bottle full of sussy yellow liquid on his desk

saanvi, jesse, pee, rose



Nov. 10, 2022, 10:47 a.m.

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Stein: One time when I was walking in silver spring a former student of mine came up to me. Stein: She said that she didn't remember anything from my class except no peeing on the xylophones.



March 8, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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// Lodal is reading scibowl questions Lodal: Your friend is severely dehydrated. What should you inject into your friend? W: Distilled water X: Your blood Y: 2% NaCl Z: Your urine.



Feb. 22, 2022, 1:35 p.m.

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Duval: What is this? Class: The cell cycle! Duval: You guys are so literate! // Later Duval: I pee on the mat, cell cycle! Duval: The mat you pee on, mitosis! // Later Ace: Are you a cat? Duval: Pretty sure I'm a person.



Jan. 10, 2022, 4:50 p.m.

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//Duval explains the rapid tests Duval: Other than that you're not peeing on it, it's mostly the same as a pregnancy test ... which is an analogy that will hopefully be lost on most of you. //later Andy: What happens if I pee on it? Duval: ... probably nothing? But don't pee on it! Andy: Alright, I know what I'm doing tonight.



Dec. 13, 2016, 2:04 p.m.

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Neil (reading a physics problem): Spider-man has just bought a home physics kit. People start insulting Spider-man. Neil: Hey, let Spider-man be! Evan G: Let Spider-man pee? What? But come to think of it, how does Spider-man pee during a high speed chase? His suit doesn't have a fly! The only thing I can imagine is him peeing on all the people below and making them think it was raining. But that doesn't seem fair. Davis (From across the room, no warning): It's absorbant! //Whole class dissolves into laughter



Nov. 24, 2009, 7:30 p.m.

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// Raina and Lisa are walking to Cellphys from outside. Lisa reaches for Raina's hand. Raina: Lisa!!! Don't touch me. I have ladybug pee on my hand! Lisa: Oh... // Lisa and Raina walk up to the third floor. Lisa forgets what Raina said. // Lisa grabs Raina's hand. Lisa: Oh you're so FUNNY Raina! OH SHNAPPPPPPP....LADYBUG PEEE!!!!!