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#10438

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April 19, 2022, 10 a.m.

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Asher: I'm slowly skinning this bean.

If you were thinking that was a euphemism, no it wasn't, he was skinning a bean

complex, asher

#10414

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April 5, 2022, 10:44 a.m.

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// Asher just thought of a clever solution to a math problem Asher: I'm so smart, guys. Leela: Nobody correct him, he's feeling good.

#9184

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Sept. 22, 2021, 3:21 p.m.

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Asher: I'm so glad you didn't find all the, uh, Shrek porn on my phone

I promise there was logical context for this, he doesn't actually have any Shrek porn on his phone... as far as we know

asher, shrek, phone