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Feb. 9, 2024, 4:57 p.m.

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Stein: Being a teacher is great. Every day, some student comes in and does something ridiculous. Asher: Why are you looking at me?



Oct. 13, 2023, 2:49 p.m.

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// asher walks into 9th period 15 minutes late with a smoothie and sandwich from tropical smoothie cafe Asher: sorry I got lost

so lost he ended up at 4 corners instead of in the building




April 19, 2022, 10 a.m.

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Asher: I'm slowly skinning this bean.

If you were thinking that was a euphemism, no it wasn't, he was skinning a bean

complex, asher



April 5, 2022, 10:44 a.m.

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// Asher just thought of a clever solution to a math problem Asher: I'm so smart, guys. Leela: Nobody correct him, he's feeling good.



Sept. 22, 2021, 3:21 p.m.

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Asher: I'm so glad you didn't find all the, uh, Shrek porn on my phone

I promise there was logical context for this, he doesn't actually have any Shrek porn on his phone... as far as we know

asher, shrek, phone