// showing a toy tiger, see #8636 Schafer: He looks a lot more plump Schafer: He doesn't look starving anymore Schafer: He had a good meal at Thanksgiving Schafer: He ate like, 14 turkeys
// Introducing tiger-jumping-to-shark physics problem Schafer: I don't understand you kids these days. *This is the most exciting problem you've ever seen.* // A bit later, lamenting his bad drawing Schafer: Now, the tiger looks like ... a diseased starving rat with orange stripes. And the shark -- it looks like an angry goldfish with teeth. The reality is: I can't really draw very well.
Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, we're not going to do the back part because some of it is about Tiger Woods and I don't like him anymore.