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Feb. 16, 2023, 7:09 p.m.

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//Schwartz holds up a large plastic hoop Schwartz: I have a stuff-detector. It detects stuff. When stuff goes thru it, it will detect the stuff. Class: Wow //Schwartz opens the window and holds up stuff-detector to it Schwartz: This is a stuff-provider. It brings in stuff, like wind. The stuff-detector will go "waah!" [wiggles hoop excitedly] Class: Wow //later Schwartz: I could fit the stuff-detector in the window, if only this bottle [on the water-dispenser] weren't here. Schwartz: It's almost empty -- does anyone need water? //various students take water excitedly //eventually one of them takes the last of it, Schwartz removes the bottle in amazement Schwartz, mounting hoop in bottle's place: Now I have a stuff-detector stand! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause



March 18, 2011, 1:05 p.m.

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// Anderson Pd 6 Amir: I know this is gonna sound weird, but [teacher]'s class is trying to have class out in the patio, but the door is locked Anderson: Sure, just go out the window. //Amir goes out window Anderson: This is the second time this has happened. Student: Really? Anderson: I threatened to throw a kid out the window if he didn't know what a comma splice is, and the kid didn't know. I told him to get out and he jumped out the window.