#1920

1010

May 13, 2010, 8:37 p.m.

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//During first period, Leah is applying makeup. Mr. Moose: Leah, put that crap away. Leah: I live in Rockville! Do you know how early I have to get up?! Alex Belov: I live in Rockville... Leah: You're also a boy. Alex: Good point.

#1973

1010

June 2, 2010, 8:34 p.m.

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Anderson: For many of you, the key to your paper is right here. In my hand. ...I was just saying that to get you to look at me.

#1986

1010

June 9, 2010, 9:31 p.m.

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Rose: Just do what Biruk says. Don't talk! Just submit to whatever he wants to do with his stapler.

#2095

1010

Sept. 11, 2010, 4:32 p.m.

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Schafer: Would anyone like a copy of the pesticides our school uses? (Muttering quietly) They didn't keep you all away.

#2150

1010

Sept. 18, 2010, 2:05 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham is about to demonstrate an operational principle of rocket engines Pham: By the way, do not do what I about to do, because you doing it at home you get kill.

#2159

1010

Sept. 20, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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Pham: Everyone knows where babies come from! They come from the clouds... You know that, right?

#2163

1010

Sept. 20, 2010, 7:29 p.m.

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//Discussing the purpose of a horror movie Anderson: If you wanted to be scared I could put you on a plane to Somalia. Then you would really be scared.

#2210

1010

Sept. 27, 2010, 6:24 p.m.

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//Whenever a student is absent Swaney: [Student] is out back smoking with Shilpa.

#2214

1010

Sept. 28, 2010, 3:48 p.m.

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Schafer: We are going on a field trip. Students: To where? Schafer: The carpet.

#2228

1010

Sept. 29, 2010, 4:09 p.m.

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Rose: That is the silver lining on the cake. Student: Umm... silver on cake? Rose: YES, I meant to say that.