#1430

1010

Jan. 30, 2010, 10:56 p.m.

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Hinkle: Consumer tastes change demand. And ladies and gentlemen, I have to say, I am a coca-cola kind of guy. Student: I thought you were a beer kind of guy.

#1438

1010

Jan. 31, 2010, 6:16 p.m.

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Hinkle: You want to call me racist? Sorry. If I was racist, I'd be teaching where? Student: Churchill! Hinkle: Right, at the white man's school. [...] Also, if you want to call me sexist, that's already been taken care of. The report is in my file. The big man took me out to the woodshed.

#1477

1010

Feb. 5, 2010, 2:18 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose draws a limaçon which doesn't go through the pole Stein: No! Graph a loop-de-loop! Stein (singing): B-O-R-I-N-G-G-R-A-P-H! B-O-R-I-N-G-G-R-A-P-H! C'mon! Sing with me!

#1485

1010

Feb. 7, 2010, 5:27 p.m.

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//discussing Magnet funding Hinkle: Twenty years ago, they used to mail a big check over to Blair. (starts singing and dancing) We got the moooooneeeeeeeeey!

#1575

1010

March 2, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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//Talking about teaching school Schafer: When I was in teaching school - which was horrible, by the way - they made us write a lesson about some reading, and I was just like "Are you serious?" So anyways, I brought in this huge book of physics and chemistry constants (motions to the 1986 edition) and I'm like "This book isn't meant to be read!"

#1590

1010

March 5, 2010, 9:56 a.m.

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Student: She hears EVERYTHING! Gross, leans over: I what everything? Student: You HEAR everything!

#1747

1010

April 7, 2010, 7:56 a.m.

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//Ozzie starts laughing Stein: What's so [...] funny, Mr. Fffffallick? Ozzie: I asked Carlos for a comb, and he pulled out four. Stein: Carlos, show me your combs. //Carlos pulls out four combs, two from each pocket Stein: Are they specialty combs? Carlos: *glances down at them* One's broken. Stein: Why do you have four? Carlos: I thought I had two, but they copied-and-pasted.

#1766

1010

April 10, 2010, 4:57 p.m.

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Quinn: Penalize is a weird word. Like penalty...and subpoena... Gross: Penis is a weird word, too...I haven't had to say that this early in a while. Class: LOL - Later - Gross: Sure, the lady in black and the lovers can get together - like a threesome!...Wow, didn't think I'd say that this early either.

#1770

1010

April 10, 2010, 5:04 p.m.

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Juan Diego: Wait, what is this method called? Assuming the opposite... Rose: Proof by contradiction. Juan Diego: Ummm, I'm sorry, but I don't understand... Rose: Reductio Ad Absurdum Juan Diego: Ohhhh...

#1847

1010

April 29, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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//Pham talking about how people were wimps for not sticking a rod of silver into a flame Pham: Yeah, but if I say go stick piece of silver into outlet, you better be smart enough say "No thank you, Mr. Pham!" or we have one less student grade test paper for.