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Oct. 7, 2009, 7:56 a.m.

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Pham: Spontaneous system of equation. Jacob: Simultaneous?

#601

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:49 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: Ralph Bunday, who was not a TV character but a serial killer-- Tolnay: And he was a teacher at Blair. Dr. Smith: I never thought of that.

#614

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Swaney: Do you have food for the winners? Student: No. Swaney: Ready? *looks at class* //the class gives a collective “aww”

#626

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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Whitacre: This is why people go from As to Ds. They say “nevermind.”

#658

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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:19 p.m.

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//Hammond wants to fix something on Binx Hammond: Is anyone on Binx right now? Scott L. and Scott Z.: Yes! Hammond: GET OFF! Scott Z.: Done. Scott L.: Okay, I'm off. Wait, am I off? *logs back in* Oh wait, that's on Ogedei, not Binx!

#676

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Oct. 14, 2009, 1:33 p.m.

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Steven: That thing smells bad. Whitacre: What? Steven: Salt Lake City. Smells like sulfur. Whitacre: Or salt.

#682

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:41 p.m.

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//someone sneezes Class: Bless you Whitacre: I want you blessing people and not spreading around germs.  Don't go "Bless you" and wipe it on your hand, then someone's shoulder.

#685

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:44 p.m.

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Student 1: You should be president, Mr. Whitacre! Whitacre: No, that wouldn't work... Student 2: Yeah, he'll kill everybody!

#687

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:46 p.m.

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Whitacre: When you start saying "maybe," it's time to get out!  You can't say maybe in a war!

#713

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:42 p.m.

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Whitacre: I belong to AARP, which means no-yoga.