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#725

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:51 p.m.

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//after one student accuses another of adultery Whitacre: Since when were you married? But you don't have to be married, as long as you're part of the team.

#802

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Nov. 4, 2009, 8:33 p.m.

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//discussing Mr. Prange's swelled up right knee Mr. Prange: There's a big fluid sac. Eugene: Ew. Pop it!

#952

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Nov. 24, 2009, 11:20 a.m.

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//while teaching curl and divergence to mathphys Mr. Schafer: I don't want to ruin this for one Eric W. -- what's his middle initial?

#1032

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Dec. 3, 2009, 4:33 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel showing a powerpoint on the Promethean board Simel: So, for this slide, even though you can't see the pictures, I kept it to show off my powerpoint skills. Doesn't it look professional?!

#1057

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Dec. 5, 2009, 11:16 a.m.

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//Someone made a stupid comment Whitacre: Who said that? I'm gonna beat 'em up!

#1071

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Dec. 7, 2009, 1:17 p.m.

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Steven: What you should really be scared of is my grandma on the road. Whitacre: Does she talk like you? Steven: Nooo. Whitacre: I'm less afraid already.

#1094

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:43 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: This is not sexy.

#1111

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Dec. 9, 2009, 1 p.m.

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Emma: My lips are chapped. I need an exfoliant. Maddie: I need and exfoliant for like... life.

#1235

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Dec. 20, 2009, 2:53 p.m.

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// During a math test someone mixed up reciprocal and inverse functions Mr. Rose: ARE YOU SERIOUS?? Say "I'm a doofus!" Nilay: Can I quote you on that, Mr. Rose?

#1347

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Jan. 17, 2010, 10:33 p.m.

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//During the exam Whitacre: Okay, so the short answer questions and the essay prompt are gonna be up for 15 minutes, so write 'em down!  Then the visual will be up for the rest of the period. //a half hour after taking the questions down Student: What were the questions? Whitacre: I TOLD YOU TO WRITE 'EM DOWN!  I should fail you right now!