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Dec. 3, 2009, 4:33 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel showing a powerpoint on the Promethean board Simel: So, for this slide, even though you can't see the pictures, I kept it to show off my powerpoint skills. Doesn't it look professional?!

#1057

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Dec. 5, 2009, 11:16 a.m.

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//Someone made a stupid comment Whitacre: Who said that? I'm gonna beat 'em up!

#1071

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Dec. 7, 2009, 1:17 p.m.

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Steven: What you should really be scared of is my grandma on the road. Whitacre: Does she talk like you? Steven: Nooo. Whitacre: I'm less afraid already.

#1094

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:43 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: This is not sexy.

#1111

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Dec. 9, 2009, 1 p.m.

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Emma: My lips are chapped. I need an exfoliant. Maddie: I need and exfoliant for like... life.

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Dec. 20, 2009, 2:53 p.m.

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// During a math test someone mixed up reciprocal and inverse functions Mr. Rose: ARE YOU SERIOUS?? Say "I'm a doofus!" Nilay: Can I quote you on that, Mr. Rose?

#1347

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Jan. 17, 2010, 10:33 p.m.

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//During the exam Whitacre: Okay, so the short answer questions and the essay prompt are gonna be up for 15 minutes, so write 'em down!  Then the visual will be up for the rest of the period. //a half hour after taking the questions down Student: What were the questions? Whitacre: I TOLD YOU TO WRITE 'EM DOWN!  I should fail you right now!

#1494

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Feb. 14, 2010, 9:28 p.m.

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Reckson: ...and "crash" is not a word.

#1991

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June 10, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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//Pham talking about how most of the freshmen hot air balloons usually don't work well, and trying to make a joke. Pham: So, in this class we have problem, because you guys good with paperwork! Class: ...? *nervous laughter* Student: OH! It's because the balloons are made of PAPER! Class: *some laughter* -Pause- Class: Oooh, we get it. *laughter*

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Sept. 8, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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Anderson: Waugh! My throat is leaving me!