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#4169

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Aug. 21, 2012, 2:14 p.m.

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//Radina is discreetly trying to take a picture. Nadia is wearing flip flops. Nadia: Radina, wait, I have to "tie my shoes".

#4179

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Sept. 1, 2012, 9:59 a.m.

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Pham: You know how much Mars rover cost? Thomas: 2.5 billon. Pham: That right! Billion! With a B! Not million, million mean cheap!

#4491

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April 4, 2013, 9:39 a.m.

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//Jonah, reading a comic Jonah: Why are these exclamation points like this!? Conner: Jonah, that's Spanish. Jonah: But it has a lisp! Spanish people don't have lisps!

#4521

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April 26, 2013, 8:52 a.m.

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Street: Fair is an f-word...

#4978

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May 26, 2014, 6:54 p.m.

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Bustillos: What did you... do to your hair? Student: I... I cut it. Bustillos: Oh... I don't like it. Change it back!

#5355

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Jan. 12, 2015, 11:14 p.m.

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"Ms. Roebens' hairline look like a normal curve"

#5441

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March 31, 2015, 5:58 p.m.

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//Solving for u_1 and u_2 in y_p = u_1(x)y_1 + u_2(x)y_2 Schwartz: "So, do you want to take the inverse of the Wronskien and then leftiply?" Antares: "No!, says the pig." Schwartz: "Good! The pig is smart!"

#5691

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Dec. 8, 2015, 9:56 p.m.

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Vishnu: I'm sensitive in the flabby parts

Right after being hit in the stomach

vishnu

#5733

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Jan. 8, 2016, 4:34 p.m.

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//Ms. Russell talking about how credit works Russell: But if I tried to make a "Real Housewife of Potomac" living in a multi-million dollar house, the bank would be taking a huge risk investing in me.

#5741

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Jan. 20, 2016, 2:56 p.m.

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//Waiting in the hallway Naveen: That bathroom smells like weed. Kevin: What? Let's go!

Wait, how did they know the smell of weed in the first place?