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Dec. 2, 2022, 8:13 a.m.

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//Prepping for Analysis 2 Exam Pratyusha: Ohhh, you have to plug it into the original thingymajigy!!!



Dec. 10, 2021, 2:20 p.m.

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Schwartz: That file cabinet, I inherited from the health department, so it has labels for units of Health class. Schwartz: So I store my Analysis 2 materials in the Alcohol, Drugs, and Tobacco section.



Nov. 19, 2021, 8:55 a.m.

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// Schwartz holds up a glass bowl Schwartz: Hey look, a surface //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause Schwartz: You guys are weird



Jan. 14, 2021, 2:17 p.m.

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//multivar Leela: Feel the gentle embrace of socks on your feet Schwartz: Feel the gentle embrace of socks on your feet



Oct. 5, 2020, 1:44 p.m.

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//Period 4 Analysis II Leela: What are we doing today? Schwartz: The same thing we do every day, Pinky! We're trying to take over the woooooorld!!



Nov. 14, 2017, 10:27 p.m.

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//Analysis II pd 8, students are doing practice problems //As some students are doing problems and others are DoINg PrObLEmS, people talk more //crescendo //CRESCENDO Schwartz: Hey!! //fp Schwartz: You guys are too happy to be doing math, so be quieter. Here, do these annoying math problems (it's good for you)



March 31, 2015, 5:58 p.m.

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//Solving for u_1 and u_2 in y_p = u_1(x)y_1 + u_2(x)y_2 Schwartz: "So, do you want to take the inverse of the Wronskien and then leftiply?" Antares: "No!, says the pig." Schwartz: "Good! The pig is smart!"



March 12, 2015, 4:28 p.m.

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Schwartz: "You guys should all just do that next time. Just answer everything correct on my next test; it makes my job a lot easier."



Nov. 20, 2014, 5:37 p.m.

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//Pd. 6 Analysis 2 is discussing why it's not ok to simply switch the order of integration without changing the bounds Mr. Schwartz: "It's equivalent to the science problem of dimensional analysis. If you answer in Joules and the question asks for Newton-meters, then, that's just..." Class: "Uhhh" Mr. Schwartz: "...Umm, ok, pretend I never said that."