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Feb. 22, 2016, 4:25 p.m.

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//Watching the modern representation of the "balcony scene" between Romeo and Juliet Student: What are the security guards doing!? Teacher: Staring at Juliet.

#5881

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April 14, 2016, 9:18 a.m.

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//referring to screw caps on pens Brian Morris: That's literally Satan. Combined with Hitler, combined with Pol Pot, with a sprinkle of Stalin on top and a touch of Mao.

#6158

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Jan. 5, 2017, 11:01 a.m.

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\\In study hall, Jamie and Richard have been arguing about what comedy shows are better than others \\Jamie walks away to help someone with work Nahor: Why is Jamie such a dick?

#6307

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March 15, 2017, 10:38 a.m.

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Student 1: "So, for French, we went to Quebec. The bus ride was great. It was 14 hours." Student 2: "How long was it?" Student 3: "14 hours."

#6628

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Sept. 20, 2017, 10:47 p.m.

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//Everest raises his hand; Mr. Schwartz calls on him Everest: Hi. Schwartz: Hello?

#6798

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Oct. 18, 2017, 5:10 p.m.

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Street: You can pass it along to some other victim - uh, I mean... lucky student.

#7026

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Dec. 8, 2017, 9:07 a.m.

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Student pours water on hand to prove that water is wet. Whitacre: Oh my goodness, who ties your shoes for you in the morning?

#7094

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Jan. 9, 2018, 11:44 a.m.

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//3rd period AP chem //An early dismissal has just been announced, so people are talking with one another excitedly Prange: Hey guys check this out! Prange: It says that the AP exam is still happening and hasn't been pushed back Prange: Come on guys, we need to get this done

#8680

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Oct. 22, 2020, 1:32 p.m.

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Ahrens: So how do we protect against voting fraud now? Ahrens: You may not know. Ahrens: That's okay -- because you're not necessarily voting ...

#9215

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Oct. 15, 2021, 10:44 a.m.

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mr.burnell, on the topic of the group project: if you want to share your ideas, you can go ahead and, uh, cross pollinate with each other