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#9430

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Nov. 25, 2021, 9:18 p.m.

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// Every Orchestra class Roberts: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

#7592

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Sept. 17, 2018, 11:38 a.m.

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Anonymous: Well since Robotics is the only engineering club at Blair, ...

#8571

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March 19, 2020, 2:03 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Ok, so who's brave enough to volunteer? Various members of the orchestra: AREEEEEEEEB Ms. Roberts: Reave Aleeb alone! Various members of the orchestra: ALEEEEEEEEB

#13332

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April 24, 2024, 11:49 a.m.

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Jason Yao: Yes, I am ALL the sex cells. Eric Shi: All of them? Jason: ALL of the sex cells. Jason: I am sex cell. Leo: But like unironically Jason's fingers are really fun to grab though. Leo: They're like not too thick, but they're not bony either Leo: They have the right amount of meat to them. Ziyad: Yo what the fu- Ziyad: Okay what about Eric's hand. Leo: Too wet, it's uncomfortable. Leo: Like, he's perpetually sweaty. Ziyad: OHHHH I thought you were talking about something different. Leo: ??? Jason: ??? Eric: ??? Ziyad: Y'know, like Eric and the blue angry bird. ZIyad: He sticks it in the mouth of the bird. Ziyad: Cuz like, he can choose where to put his hand. Ziyad: That's a fact, you have to accept that. Eric: ...what? Ziyad: Look, Eric agrees with me!

#8598

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Sept. 1, 2020, 9:10 a.m.

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Student: I'm part of the alternating current gang, all my homies hate direct current.

#8691

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Oct. 26, 2020, 12:17 p.m.

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//sophomores playing among us //wins game by tasks and zero deaths, nashan is imposter people: nash, why didn't you kill anyone? nashan: i didnt want to

#10101

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Feb. 28, 2022, 3:02 p.m.

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Jackie: Can I eat my cake? It looks like a stick.

#8634

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Oct. 6, 2020, 12:32 a.m.

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Anika: What do you eat your Maggi with? Ezra: fork

Maggi is basically Indian ramen and every Indian kid's childhood. Common garnishes include frozen vegetables and eggs.

noodles, food, maggi

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April 12, 2024, 11:55 a.m.

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[Redacted]: Whore! [Redacted]: Try it, I'm telling you!

you'll never guess who it was they made me censor their name BUT THE TRUTH WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL

junior, redacted

#8428

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Dec. 13, 2019, 8:19 a.m.

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//Matthew Casertano is loudly playing a Prager U video in class Albert Y. Ho: If you don’t stop, I’m going to eat you. JLH: ...”Eat” or “ yeet”? A. Ho: ...Let’s go with yeet. It makes me seem like more of a functional human. --approx. five seconds later— A. Ho: Don’t mess with me, I can unhinge my jaw like a viper.