#11946

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June 6, 2023, 3:15 p.m.

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Leo: Weren't you on a date with Jason Yu? Andrew: I want to date Jason Yu

#7919

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Feb. 5, 2019, 2:28 p.m.

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Ms. HC: Guys, just don't cheat, okay? Tad: I hate myself. Ms HC: THAT WAS NOT THE GOAL!!!

#5674

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Dec. 2, 2015, 10:31 p.m.

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//Stein and Lodal enter Giles' period 2 to observe the class. Giles starts asking about characteristics of y=sinx graphed. Giles: What is the smallest y-only output? //Stein raises hand. Justin shouts out Justin: -1 Giles: Sorry Mr.Stein, Justin beat you to it. Stein: But I raised my hand... //Giles moves on to next question Giles:What is the amplitude of the graph? //Before Giles can call on Stein Ben:1 //Stein raises hand again Stein:I'll just pre rais my hand this time. Giles: What is the period? //Courtney cuts off Stein Courtney: 2 Pi!

#4126

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May 7, 2012, 5:06 p.m.

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//During lunch while trying to fix Paul's headphones... Alex: Don't wiggle it, you asshole! Paul: You can't just not wiggle it. Alex: That's what she said...

#8596

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Aug. 31, 2020, 10:09 a.m.

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//PoliStat Zoom Call Stein: Distance learning is gonna suck, but it's going to be okay

#5350

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Jan. 8, 2015, 11:07 p.m.

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Shriyash: Windows is actually a really shit OS, with only one redeeming feature. It's like a giant turd wearing a little gold crown labeled "Executable Files".

#9651

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Dec. 17, 2021, 2:44 p.m.

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Rao: They're really targetting 10th graders for club recruitment. // Later Silver Chips and BNC come at the same time to advertise

#11980

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June 12, 2023, 1:32 p.m.

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Andrew Zhao: Leo, say something stupid. Leo: ...what? Andrew Zhao: I need upvotes on Blairbash.

#7788

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Dec. 5, 2018, 2:16 p.m.

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//ESS period 8 Noam: So is slate the flattest rock? Lodal: no... *Noam, Max, and Bracklinn all look at each other and try very hard not to laugh* Lodal: Is there a bad pun to that? Bracklinn: ... Not for you... *Noam, Max, and Bracklinn break down in laughter* *the rest of the class is just awkwardly watching* Lodal: I hate inside jokes. I want to be part of it, but I also really don't.

#8348

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Oct. 15, 2019, 2:11 p.m.

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//Orgo Chris: Do you know the webcomic xkcd? Brabazon: No. Chris: Well anyways, they put out a comic where it said that the winner of the Nobel Prize in Chemistry was awarded to the group who discovered the missing elements at the top of the periodic table. Brabazon: *doesn't laugh* That's just incorrect.