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#11946

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June 6, 2023, 3:15 p.m.

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Leo: Weren't you on a date with Jason Yu? Andrew: I want to date Jason Yu

#7919

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Feb. 5, 2019, 2:28 p.m.

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Ms. HC: Guys, just don't cheat, okay? Tad: I hate myself. Ms HC: THAT WAS NOT THE GOAL!!!

#5674

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Dec. 2, 2015, 10:31 p.m.

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//Stein and Lodal enter Giles' period 2 to observe the class. Giles starts asking about characteristics of y=sinx graphed. Giles: What is the smallest y-only output? //Stein raises hand. Justin shouts out Justin: -1 Giles: Sorry Mr.Stein, Justin beat you to it. Stein: But I raised my hand... //Giles moves on to next question Giles:What is the amplitude of the graph? //Before Giles can call on Stein Ben:1 //Stein raises hand again Stein:I'll just pre rais my hand this time. Giles: What is the period? //Courtney cuts off Stein Courtney: 2 Pi!

#4126

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May 7, 2012, 5:06 p.m.

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//During lunch while trying to fix Paul's headphones... Alex: Don't wiggle it, you asshole! Paul: You can't just not wiggle it. Alex: That's what she said...

#8596

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Aug. 31, 2020, 10:09 a.m.

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//PoliStat Zoom Call Stein: Distance learning is gonna suck, but it's going to be okay

#5350

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Jan. 8, 2015, 11:07 p.m.

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Shriyash: Windows is actually a really shit OS, with only one redeeming feature. It's like a giant turd wearing a little gold crown labeled "Executable Files".

#9651

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Dec. 17, 2021, 2:44 p.m.

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Rao: They're really targetting 10th graders for club recruitment. // Later Silver Chips and BNC come at the same time to advertise

#11980

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June 12, 2023, 1:32 p.m.

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Andrew Zhao: Leo, say something stupid. Leo: ...what? Andrew Zhao: I need upvotes on Blairbash.

#12860

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Jan. 18, 2024, 8:35 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: I haven't been blairbashed in a week Andrew: that's a new record, thanks Eric. Andrew: ERIC STOP BLAIRBASHING ME

#7788

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Dec. 5, 2018, 2:16 p.m.

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//ESS period 8 Noam: So is slate the flattest rock? Lodal: no... *Noam, Max, and Bracklinn all look at each other and try very hard not to laugh* Lodal: Is there a bad pun to that? Bracklinn: ... Not for you... *Noam, Max, and Bracklinn break down in laughter* *the rest of the class is just awkwardly watching* Lodal: I hate inside jokes. I want to be part of it, but I also really don't.