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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Swaney: Any parties that have the word “nationalist” in it are the xenophobic hate mongerers.

#616

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Schafer: Am I teaching you how to solve all differential equations? NO! Michael: Only God can do that. Schafer: Or Swokowski.

#617

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Schafer: Once it’s through the molasses, it don’t wanna move. It’s not gonna say, “I want to oscillate!” //Tim starts laughing Schafer: What’s so funny? Tim: Andie just said that would be a good Magnet pick-up line. Schafer: That is a good Magnet pick-up line. Except there are only like four Magnet girls in the whole senior class.

#622

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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//Vikas is at the Promethean board Schafer: Mr. Tolnay wants the assist. //Vikas throws the pen at David //David is not paying attention, so the pen hits him

#642

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

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Whitacre: If you gave me a magic wand, a cloak, a broom, and an owl, I'd be messing with people all day long!

#644

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

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Whitacre: What does that mean, dating? I have a date with you. I have lots of dates. Monday, Tuesday, the 16th, the 18th. I'll tell you what it is: I'm lusting. That's what it is! It's not dating, it's lusting.

#649

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:11 a.m.

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//after revealing a piece of personal information Duval: Something to add to your bank of random knowledge.

#657

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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:18 p.m.

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//during open house Stein: Hey, look! A parent! I almost forgot! It's Open House today! Thiagu, is that your dad? Thiagu: Yes Stein: Well, Mr. Thiagu, we're doing exponential growth right now. Follow? *no response* Well, Thiagu what do we get? Thiagu: Umm... //after getting the answer Stein: So you say to yourself-- *all but Thiagu's dad say self* Okay, Thiagu, you really need to talk to your dad about this class.

#659

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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:21 p.m.

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Stein: So I had been teaching across the room from Walstein. I brought up the Wikipedia article on Heaviside, and Walstein looks up and says, "Hey! That's my birthday!"

#666

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

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Schafer: An inductor is a current continuererer.