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Sept. 3, 2009, 2:51 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: The reason I make you do these appointment clocks is because it makes you feel like you actually have appointments. It's like pretending to have friends.

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:46 p.m.

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Louis: Do you remember your question? Lockwood: Something about the mentors... Jacob: Dementors? Lockwood: *The* mentor. Louis: They may be the same thing.

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:51 p.m.

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Freeman (to Mikey): I've got a feeling that, if you're thinking it, we're hearing it.

#538

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Sept. 16, 2009, 7:42 a.m.

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//Kamal interrupts comp methods class Kamal: Can I have Mathematica? //Mikey hands him a CD Pham: Is that legal? Mikey: Of course! Otherwise, he could've gotten it himself. Pham: Can I have one?

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Sept. 23, 2009, 1:36 a.m.

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Schafer: You say, "Pain fades, wounds heal, and chicks dig scars." So on your discharge paper, it says, "Patient does not want stitches, comma space, chicks dig scars."

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Sept. 23, 2009, 1:37 a.m.

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Pham: They do not like food, bookbags, and overheads -- what you call *puts his hands over his head* -- headphones!

#561

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Sept. 25, 2009, 2:34 p.m.

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Ravilious: You'll regret not paying attention when you get a -1 on the AP Exam!

#568

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:19 p.m.

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Hinkle: My parents wrote me off. Emancipation is a pretty cool thing.

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Oct. 2, 2009, 11:11 a.m.

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Hopkins: Today is an Excedrin day. Do you know what Excedrin is? It's a painkiller. With caffeine!

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Whitacre: I was in the principal’s office probably more than the classroom.