#673

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Oct. 14, 2009, 12:52 p.m.

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Whitacre: We don't take lives. But you're tempting me with the math!

#679

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:39 p.m.

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Whitacre: You know how to tell if someone's stupid? They keep doing the same thing and think it's gonna be different. It's called gambling!

#684

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:43 p.m.

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Whitacre: Socrates turned philosophy inwards and hit's been bad since then!  Don't take it in college!  It's like Math, only worse!"

#686

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:45 p.m.

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//talking about jade burial suits in China Whitacre: That fist reminds me of my grandmother's. When I was a kid, I remember it coming around all the time and going POW!

#690

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:48 p.m.

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//in China, servants are buried with their masters Whitacre: Always read the fine print! "'Your manager dies, you go with him!' Oh, that doesn't sound so good!"

#696

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Oct. 15, 2009, 8:33 a.m.

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Shirley: Checking sexy devices, 100%. Scott Z.: It says one sexy hard drive found.

#721

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:48 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you can eat cardboard and turn it into food, you're doing good. The closest we get is that we'll all live in a cardboard box down the road.

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:51 p.m.

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//talking about the Ten Commandments Whitacre: Wasn't there something about coveting thy neighbor's ass and all that stuff?

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Oct. 22, 2009, 8:47 a.m.

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//talking about how Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac Whitacre: See, that's how you know a kid is stupid: they throw money instead of rocks. I'd just be on the other side and go, "Hey, kid, do it again!"

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Oct. 22, 2009, 8:48 a.m.

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//talking about how Washington supposedly cut down a tree and can't tell lies Whitacre: Washington was a sociopath! It's like, he just cut down a tree, he's holding an axe, and his dad's just like, "Okay, I believe you, you're not lying!"