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#6664

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Sept. 26, 2017, 9:29 p.m.

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//Making up a chemical equation to balance in Lin Alg Students: Hydrogen gas! Dichromate! Salt! Carbon monoxide! Schwartz: I will now write the chemical formulas on the other side. //Schwartz writes: NaCr3 + CrH5 + C24 + H2O + ClH2O Schwartz: That's chlorine water!

#7168

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Jan. 31, 2018, 10:16 a.m.

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//pd 3 AP world Whitacre: Ussher said the Earth was created at 9:00AM, October 3rd, 4004 BC. Student: Dang! Whitacre: What? 9:00 too early? You want to get up at noon? See, this is why you can never be G-d!

#8761

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Nov. 19, 2020, 1:13 p.m.

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Kirk: I'm ranting! We're running out of time!

#8894

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Jan. 14, 2021, 11:17 a.m.

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Kirk: I'm gonna oscillate! // later Kirk: I'm gonna go back and forth ... almost like a 1990s video game of skateboarding Kirk: ... where you have a 2D stick figure going back and forth on the thing ...

#9707

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Jan. 6, 2022, 8:58 a.m.

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Schwartz: What are they not? Everyone: Fractions Schwartz: But they kinda are, aren't they? But they're NOT fractions. Except we are dividing them. *Writes something on the board* Schwartz: What is this? Don't say it, DON'T say it yet... Student: The chain- Schwartz: Don't say it yet! We kinda are cancelling though.

#11153

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Nov. 14, 2022, 2:21 p.m.

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Sean: Would you agree that Medvedev's forehead looks like a windshield wiper?

#12810

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Jan. 3, 2024, 5:14 p.m.

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//chaotic hart anthology, january 3 "In your other classes, you did a Kahoot, you took a nap ... Are we going to do any of those things here? No." "I swear I'm teaching chemistry, not just about cats." "You have red cards -- which are actually called 'cherry' -- and you have green cards -- which are actually called 'green'." "This is the Web of Glory. I couldn't think of a name for it, and then it came to me -- in a dream. No, it didn't, but it makes a good story." "I want a s'more where someone else roasts my marshmallow."

#2: Schafer: "it's okay, my whole curriculum revolves around a dog"

orgo, hart

#12872

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Jan. 18, 2024, 4:04 p.m.

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Jacobs: It's a busy day today. There's a lot to do when you only get one school day per week.

#12874

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Jan. 21, 2024, 3:17 p.m.

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// Last year, chorus comes into the piano room and does goofy stuff Andrei: Wait they have to sing notes!? Andrei: They have to sing a melody? Andrei: I thought they just talked funny!

#13124

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Feb. 23, 2024, 3:21 p.m.

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Rose: x^(2/3) is bird Rose: 1/bird is volcano