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⚐ Report//More stupid jokes from Alan at history bowl Alan: This summer i was in Vienna when a group of Austrian kids asked where i came from. I responded in broken German: "Ich bin aus Washington D.C., das Kapital der Amerika." They gave me some questionable looks until I understood my fatal mistake. (Das Kapital was a Marxist work; he meant to say der Hauptstadt, which meant the capital)
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⚐ ReportBalin: Bro, disabled people aren't real Balin: Who's even disabled? Julian: You.
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⚐ Report//spanish class, learning vocab derek: when am I ever gonna use yuxtapocisión? oliver: I know right, you can say the same thing with like, 5 less letters.
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⚐ ReportSmolen: “HOMOSEXUAL! HOMOSEXUAL! HOMOSEXUAL! HOMOSEXUAL!” later the pit goes quiet for comments Smolen: “Okay guys homosexual let’s go” … Smolen: One and two and homosexual threeeee
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⚐ Report//Math Team after school, students waiting in the 310s hallway. Rose walks by with a roll of bubble wrap and unrolls it across the floor. Student 1: "Why are you laying out bubble wrap?" Rose: "No reason." //Walking, stomping, etc. ensues. Student 2: "Imagine if this was just a social experiment."
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⚐ Report"this meme which was like 'list of banned words' and it had: skibidi, rizz, gyatt with 1 or 2 ts, any sentence with the words hawk or tuah" - mr sahu
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⚐ ReportYates, on the loudspeaker: In class on time is working- Jacobs: Except for Melvin!
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⚐ ReportTyler He: what's failure? Gaffney: What's failure? Gaffney: Would you like me to write your test so you can find out on Friday?