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⚐ ReportBramble: If these two guys look like complete idiots, that's because traditionally they were.
#11487
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⚐ ReportBramble: Of course, the best part about this image is the fashion statement I’m making with these jean shorts. Zoe: Mr. Bramble, I think they’re called jorts. Bramble: With such a cool name, does that make them cool to wear? Zoe: It depends who’s wearing them.
#11421
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⚐ ReportBramble, seeing raised hand: Yes? Student: I was going to ask how old your kid is. Bramble: But you're not going to ask now?
#11417
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⚐ Report// Showing video of a guillotine Burnell: What will be the last thing that goes through your mind? Bramble: I hope I shampooed my hair.
#11412
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⚐ ReportBramble: They like to go to Oktoberfest, in Munich, Germany, because they like to drink lots of German orange juice -- I'm keeping this at an accessible level. //later Bramble: They had songs you would sing with your mates as you went out to have a pint -- of orange juice.
#11371
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⚐ ReportBramble: You will never have a return to school like I did one year in high school. Bramble: My maths teacher said to me, "at maths, you're just average". Bramble: And that was so mean.
#11370
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⚐ ReportBramble: I'm going to do a scientifically inaccurate poll, which is my favourite kind.
#11350
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⚐ Report//chaotic bramble anthology, december 21 "Well, there are two types of people in the world. One: people who are intolerant of other people's opinions. Two: the Dutch." "Welcome to your last 8th period of 2022. I know this is a time for deep reflection, to think about how far you've come. If your last class was just around the corner: not very far." "Looking around the room, I've got plenty of argumentative people around me." "I just realised why it's so quiet today. Sudhish is absent." "BMM -- Black MA0s Matter? I don't know. It's the first thing that comes to mind. I have a small vocabulary." (after a student says he always looks great) "Well, someone needs to see the optometrist." "When explaining the miracle of Chanukah to modern children, you might compare the oil to a phone that you could use for eight days and nights without charging."
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⚐ ReportBramble: So for about three hours, they expect you to sit down and go into Zoom meetings again and again to learn about classes. Bramble: Are they mad? Katz: You haven't noticed before? Bramble: Sometimes, I'm not paying attention. Bramble: Actually, you can delete that word "sometimes".