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#11195

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Nov. 17, 2022, 8:05 p.m.

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Stein: I gotta sink these grades

#11193

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Nov. 17, 2022, 1:45 p.m.

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// Exploravision Sean: Jerry is blaming his lack of productivity on Andy(Andy is sleeping). Sean: Andy is blaming his lack of productivity on me. Jerry Song: Do it Sean, complete the cycle!

#11192

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Nov. 17, 2022, 1:42 p.m.

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Rose: Alright, giggle boys, you're not giggling together, which is good - but remember, each person gets their own fidget toy, we don't throw them or pass them back or anything Giggle boys: *sheepishly return toys* Entire class: awwww Rose: Being a parent has made me such a better teacher.

rose bought us fidget toys so that certain people would stop disrupting class

logic, rose

#11191

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Nov. 17, 2022, 1:34 p.m.

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Mogge: and how did Napoleon become a dick-dick-dictator?

#11190

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Nov. 17, 2022, 1:21 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Being a vampire is the fastest way to get STDs possible.

#11185

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Nov. 17, 2022, 8:18 a.m.

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//Schwartz can't find a fifth color for his diagram. Schwartz: *draws red dotted line* Schwartz: That's purple! I say so!

#11184

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Nov. 17, 2022, 12:37 a.m.

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Schwartz: We had problems [in single-variable optimisation] in which we built fences for animals we could farm. Schwartz: What is an animal we can farm? Student: Pigs Schwartz: All of my classes first thought of pigs. That's boring. Schwartz: We could have chosen chinchillas, but I guess I'm a pig farmer. Schwartz: I could have farmed velociraptors.

#11182

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Nov. 17, 2022, 12:35 a.m.

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Bramble: Glad to see you're all in fine fettle. Bramble: Not that I've ever heard of fettle that isn't fine. Bramble: I'm not sure I'd recognise a fettle if I saw one.

#11181

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Nov. 17, 2022, 12:33 a.m.

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//Kaluta tells stories about his recent medical issues Kaluta: Apparently I'm not dying anytime soon, so that's good news.

#11180

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Nov. 17, 2022, 12:32 a.m.

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//the next class from 11149 //Schwartz talked about category theory and commutative diagrams for most of class Schwartz: That concludes our ridiculous tangent, part 3, or whatever we're up to.