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#9584

1517

Dec. 10, 2021, 10:05 a.m.

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Subayi: [Student], why are you on your phone? Do you have a girlfriend right now? You do know she's probably with somebody else now, right? You guys are so desperate...

#9583

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Dec. 10, 2021, 9:58 a.m.

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Subayi: All I can tell you is that if you go to [Student]'s restaurant, make sure to call an ambulance before you eat.

We were talking about menus. [Student] is the same student from #9477, #9478, and #9582

food, ambulance, subayi

#9582

1515

Dec. 10, 2021, 9:55 a.m.

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Subayi: Take that crap off! You act as though you've never had headphones before. What, do you not have headphones in Sierra Leone? Student: We do. Subayi: You don't, I've just been there. I bought like 30 pairs of headphones and just gave them away. Have you ever been there? Student: No. Subayi: You need to go, get a taste of the motherland. You'll come back a saint. You'll wake up and there will be no food, and you'll be thinking, "Wow, I wish I was back in the US right now!"

#9581

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Dec. 10, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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//3rd pd bio, duval is explaining why she couldn’t become a veterinarian duval: lo and behold, you know what i don’t have to do here? euthanize any of you! look, a full classroom of non-euthanized students!

#9580

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Dec. 10, 2021, 9:21 a.m.

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// Pd 1 ESS discussing rocks Lodal: Alright, so the fine-grained felsic rock, and I don't think any of you know what this is. I'll give you a hint, it starts with an R- The entire class simultaneously: ROCK

It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour. Put in the work, put in the hours and take what's ours. - Dwayne "The Rhyolite" Johnson

rhyolite, felsic, ess, lodal, rock

#9579

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Dec. 10, 2021, 9:17 a.m.

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Schwartz: You guys, focus on nutrition and fitness! Schwartz: Everyone knows alcohol, tobacco, and drugs is for analysis 2!

#9578

79

Dec. 10, 2021, 8:52 a.m.

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Andy: I can suck that without flinching.

he was talking about eating toxic waste

andy

#9577

1012

Dec. 10, 2021, 7:49 a.m.

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srihari: I didn’t even know that it was bleeding. I just looked down and was like “oh my leg is really bloody” and then I had to go down and get 12 stitches. srihari: it was really interesting vijay: “really interesting??”

#9576

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Dec. 9, 2021, 5:07 p.m.

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Lodal: if I ever have to bludgeon someone to death, I imagine it'd be with a stale baguette

#9575

28

Dec. 9, 2021, 4:04 p.m.

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// MABL Hammond: On what day were the French Huguenots massacred? Jacen: Saint Patrick's!