#7776

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Nov. 30, 2018, 9:03 p.m.

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//Logic, doing proofs on a legal-paper-sized packet //Anson writes on it with pen Rose: Anson, you've already defiled this packet!

#7775

1616

Nov. 30, 2018, 9:02 p.m.

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Rose: Eli tweeted me about his propositional logic helper at 3 AM. It's hilarious how that's the way he communicates. //pause Rose: Well, it's probably the fastest method of communication with me.

#7773

4854

Nov. 30, 2018, 2:10 p.m.

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// Pd. 7 SRP, Alice is giving a presentation Ryan Tse: You have really nice curves... no wait that's not what I meant-- Everyone else: No one but you thought that...

#7772

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Nov. 30, 2018, 12:43 p.m.

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//Reynald finished his math SRP presentation Wensen: How is this applicable? Reynald: Well, suppose you're in an MIT interview...

#7771

2323

Nov. 29, 2018, 6:17 p.m.

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//Sloe pd 2 Sloe: Gather around, everyone! I will be Little Bo Peep and you will be my lambs! Student: Little Bo Peep lost all her sheep though Another student: you're more like Mary, because we're at school *discussion on the plot of Mary had a little lamb* Students: so we're all just lambs that you've stolen from other students

#7770

5656

Nov. 29, 2018, 6:13 p.m.

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//Sloe pd 2 Sloe: how many people here are vegetarians? *no response* Sloe: How many people here don't eat red meat? Ayush: me Sloe: do you eat white meat? Ayush: no Sloe: do you eat any animal meat? Ayush: no Sloe: so you're a vegetarian? *Ayush nods slowly* Sloe: well good morning to you...

#7769

7377

Nov. 29, 2018, 6:11 p.m.

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//pd 2 Sloe *Sloe is holding several test tubes* *she drops one and it breaks* Sloe: Shit. Sloe: You've got to be careful- *drops another test tube*

#7768

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Nov. 29, 2018, 6:10 p.m.

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Sloe: Sometimes cheating is good, but I'll tell you when.

#7766

2020

Nov. 29, 2018, 5:57 p.m.

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//Sloe Period 2 Biology //Students are about to do a lab Sloe: Now, no talking about sex, drugs, rock and roll, videogames, or math.

#7765

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Nov. 29, 2018, 5:48 p.m.

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//Multivar period 9 //Fruit tier list is on the board. Tomatoes are in D tier. Schwartz: Intelligence is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Bennett: Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad. Schwartz: Charisma is being able to sell a tomato as salsa. Strength is being able to crush a tomato. Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato. And Constitution is being able to eat a rotten tomato without getting sick. That is the stats of D&D, explained by tomatoes.