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#7371

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April 4, 2018, 10:36 p.m.

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//Paul explaining the way a Knight moves in chess Paul: The Knight moves in an L shape, which is a letter I know many of you are familiar with.

#7370

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April 4, 2018, 9:38 a.m.

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Student: How was your spring break Mr. Whitacre? Whitacre: It sucked, how was yours? I always set a low bar so that I won't be disappointed later.

#7368

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April 3, 2018, 2:52 p.m.

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Chorus teacher: "I don't want you guys to sound like mooing... geese!!"

#7367

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April 3, 2018, 12:28 p.m.

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*block b street* *pham is asking for field trip permission slips and someone asks if he can give them $2 change* Pham: "Why would anyone carry around two dollar bills? I only carry around hundred dollar bills!" *pulls one hundred dollar bills out of wallet*

#7365

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April 3, 2018, 9:18 a.m.

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//Schwartz yelling math across the hall. Bosse: I’m learning so much math now! How does he have so much energy? Reynald: He’s young.

#7354

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March 24, 2018, 3:22 p.m.

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//at ARML after Steven used calculus to explain a problem Schwartz: This concept is taught in multivar... so I don't expect you to know it. And those who have taken multivar, I don't expect you to REMEMBER it.

#7346

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March 22, 2018, 9:57 a.m.

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//At envirothon Anika D and Shwetha are talking to each other Pham: You know each other? Ah, of course you do, you indian.

#7344

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March 20, 2018, 7:12 p.m.

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// Hammond has just interrupted Complex by announcing that many students in the class still haven't signed up for Puzzlepalooza Schwartz: (to the class) I'd assign it to you as homework, but then it'd be less likely to get done.

#7338

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March 19, 2018, 10:39 a.m.

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Street: Do not cross the street. *pause* Street: He will hurt you.

#7336

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March 19, 2018, 9:38 a.m.

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Bosse: ...We're not that worried, but what are people thinking about after spring break? Everyone: APs? Bosse: No!! Bosse: Normal people! //Silence Bosse: Summer break!!