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1012

April 1, 2025, 3:17 p.m.

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Glenn: I don’t like the term Agnatha because it reminds me of that aunt that you don’t want to visit on Christmas.

#13592

77

April 1, 2025, 2:02 p.m.

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Burnell: I can't teach it all, so I won't teach it at all

#13586

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March 30, 2025, 4:04 p.m.

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//More stupid jokes from Alan at history bowl Alan: This summer i was in Vienna when a group of Austrian kids asked where i came from. I responded in broken German: "Ich bin aus Washington D.C., das Kapital der Amerika." They gave me some questionable looks until I understood my fatal mistake. (Das Kapital was a Marxist work; he meant to say der Hauptstadt, which meant the capital)

#13581

713

March 27, 2025, 10:01 a.m.

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Balin: Bro, disabled people aren't real Balin: Who's even disabled? Julian: You.

#13580

018

March 25, 2025, 12:55 p.m.

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Ashwin: I asked what gooning is and he[Fox]'s not telling me.

#13578

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March 21, 2025, 9:11 p.m.

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//spanish class, learning vocab derek: when am I ever gonna use yuxtapocisión? oliver: I know right, you can say the same thing with like, 5 less letters.

#13577

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March 21, 2025, 7:22 p.m.

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Smolen: “HOMOSEXUAL! HOMOSEXUAL! HOMOSEXUAL! HOMOSEXUAL!” later the pit goes quiet for comments Smolen: “Okay guys homosexual let’s go” … Smolen: One and two and homosexual threeeee

#13576

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March 21, 2025, 2:24 p.m.

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Xavier Marcus: Where the fruzz (freshmen huzz) at?

#13572

1919

March 21, 2025, 11:14 a.m.

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//Math Team after school, students waiting in the 310s hallway. Rose walks by with a roll of bubble wrap and unrolls it across the floor. Student 1: "Why are you laying out bubble wrap?" Rose: "No reason." //Walking, stomping, etc. ensues. Student 2: "Imagine if this was just a social experiment."

#13571

37

March 18, 2025, 6:42 p.m.

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"this meme which was like 'list of banned words' and it had: skibidi, rizz, gyatt with 1 or 2 ts, any sentence with the words hawk or tuah" - mr sahu