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#8717

1517

Nov. 6, 2020, 11:23 a.m.

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Street: I was looking at Synergy again and Synergy's on drugs. Street: I mean, I was looking at it, and it was as if someone was up there in Rockville feeding Quaaludes into the computer.

#8716

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Nov. 6, 2020, 10:45 a.m.

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Schafer: "One, two, three, eyes on this graph." Schafer: Doesn't rhyme as well as "one, two, three, eyes on me," but it works.

#8715

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Nov. 6, 2020, 10:19 a.m.

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Rose: the weak link of this plan is that I have to actually grade things. //later Bracklinn: waiting for Rose grades is like waiting for the Nevada vote count.

#8714

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Nov. 6, 2020, 9:51 a.m.

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Rose: You guys are going to say, "Mr. Rose, you must be crazy, giving us the same problem twice." No, I am crazy, I am losing it.

#8713

1010

Nov. 5, 2020, 1:38 p.m.

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// Talking about self-referential third-person (illeism) Blake: The only person I know who can get away with that is Elmo.

#8712

1515

Nov. 5, 2020, 12:14 p.m.

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Kirk: Use the chat, or use your voice, or ... Kirk: ... if you know sign language ... I can read hand signs...

#8711

2626

Oct. 30, 2020, 1:57 p.m.

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Street: Hopefully your iguana doesn't die from wood poisoning.

#8710

2626

Oct. 30, 2020, 1:49 p.m.

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// talking about zoom teacher conferences or whatever Lodal: So I'm looking for the private chat to tell [a talkative teacher] to shut up, but then I realize I can't do that. Lodal: Because I would never do that, right? Lodal: Unless it's Kirk, then I'm definitely telling him to shut up.

there's gotta be at least three quotes from lodal on here at this point (from recent times too!) solely about spiting the math teachers

lodal, ess, kirk, zoom

#8709

26

Oct. 30, 2020, 12:33 p.m.

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Kaluta: Turn on your cameras, ya crazy kids!

#8708

1618

Oct. 30, 2020, 12:29 p.m.

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Street: I'm going to pick on a victim here. This will be fun. // Later Street: I don't know if any of you guys *subscribe* to my YouTube channel. Street: God help you. Street: ... in case you're not already nerdy enough from being the Magnet ... // Later Street: I know, when you were younger, you were always thinking: Street: "Wow, I can't *wait* until I'm old enough to make my *own* Vernier scale." Street: Wow. Let's do that. Student: *Laughs* Street: Don't deny it, [Student].