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Feb. 2, 2023, 3:30 p.m.

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//playing video of cat playing with ball in track to illustrate path integration Schwartz: As you learned back in Freshman Physics, dogs know calculus. Schwartz: Cats know calculus too, they just don't do it.



Jan. 23, 2023, 4:50 p.m.

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Andy: How old is Dessa? Schwartz: She's turning 14 this year. She's an old lady. Joshua Wang: So just like my sister!



Jan. 23, 2023, 3:59 p.m.

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Schwartz: Dessa's birthday is on the same date as my brother's. So every year, I call my brother, and I say: Schwartz: "Justin, it's a very special day today. It's Dessa's birthday!" Schwartz: He has a friend with the same birthday as me, so every year, on my birthday, he calls me, and says: Schwartz: "Jeremy, it's a very special day today. It's [friend's name]'s birthday!"



Dec. 31, 2022, 2:19 p.m.

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// Analysis 2 video, Dessa(Schwartz's cat) is meowing Schwartz: Cat, you're not dying, you're fine. Schwartz: You don't need food, you got food two and a half hours ago. Schwartz: You'll get it in another hour and a half, go away. *Dessa meows again* // Later Schwartz: Cat, you're fine. Stop trying to bite my ankle for food.



Nov. 29, 2021, 5:03 p.m.

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Lodal: Cats -- not magnetic, it turns out! Student: What? Lodal: Just telling you guys. Facts!



Jan. 27, 2021, 1:48 p.m.

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Lodal, to his cat: Hey! Get out of the trash! Lodal: Seriously! Every day, he just goes straight for the trash.



Dec. 4, 2020, 1:52 p.m.

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Lodal, to his cat: Do not bite the tablet. Chill.



Nov. 24, 2020, 11 a.m.

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// Plopping his cat in front of the camera Lodal: Go ahead! Dance for the students' entertainment!



Nov. 10, 2020, 2:02 p.m.

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// Randomly, in the middle of explaining something Lodal, to his cat: Yo. Can you stop scratching the door? Thanks



Oct. 16, 2020, 2:44 p.m.

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// end of class, not everyone has left yet Lodal, to his cat: Want some coffee?