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#8945

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Jan. 27, 2021, 1:48 p.m.

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Lodal, to his cat: Hey! Get out of the trash! Lodal: Seriously! Every day, he just goes straight for the trash.

#8789

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Dec. 4, 2020, 1:52 p.m.

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Lodal, to his cat: Do not bite the tablet. Chill.

#8772

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Nov. 24, 2020, 11 a.m.

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// Plopping his cat in front of the camera Lodal: Go ahead! Dance for the students' entertainment!

#8725

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Nov. 10, 2020, 2:02 p.m.

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// Randomly, in the middle of explaining something Lodal, to his cat: Yo. Can you stop scratching the door? Thanks

#8669

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Oct. 16, 2020, 2:44 p.m.

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// end of class, not everyone has left yet Lodal, to his cat: Want some coffee?

#8324

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Oct. 3, 2019, 8:06 a.m.

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Student: When I was born my cat had to go on antidepressants.

#6715

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Oct. 3, 2017, 9:34 p.m.

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Schafer: So there are 2 things about my kids that I'm really proud of. So the first thing is that they both could ride a bike, no training wheels, by the time they were 4. //class murmurs, impressed Schafer: The second thing is that, when they were first learning how to speak, whenever they saw a small dog they'd both say "kitty cat!"

#4066

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March 24, 2012, 8:23 p.m.

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Schafer: You walk into your house when you have a dog and that dog is happy to see you. You walk into your house when you have a cat and that cat is asleep on your bed.

#2047

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Sept. 2, 2010, 7:56 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you ever hear about a cat in a sitcom, it gets run over, killed, or put in a microwave.

discussion about domestication and animals apparently sitcom directors dislike cats

sitcom, whitacre, cat

#1305

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Jan. 12, 2010, 12:04 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: If you don't know what a cat is, you are pretty much screwed.