Lodal, to his cat: Hey! Get out of the trash! Lodal: Seriously! Every day, he just goes straight for the trash.
Lodal, to his cat: Do not bite the tablet. Chill.
// Plopping his cat in front of the camera Lodal: Go ahead! Dance for the students' entertainment!
// Randomly, in the middle of explaining something Lodal, to his cat: Yo. Can you stop scratching the door? Thanks
// end of class, not everyone has left yet Lodal, to his cat: Want some coffee?
Student: When I was born my cat had to go on antidepressants.
Schafer: So there are 2 things about my kids that I'm really proud of. So the first thing is that they both could ride a bike, no training wheels, by the time they were 4. //class murmurs, impressed Schafer: The second thing is that, when they were first learning how to speak, whenever they saw a small dog they'd both say "kitty cat!"
Schafer: You walk into your house when you have a dog and that dog is happy to see you. You walk into your house when you have a cat and that cat is asleep on your bed.
Whitacre: If you ever hear about a cat in a sitcom, it gets run over, killed, or put in a microwave.
Mr. Rose: If you don't know what a cat is, you are pretty much screwed.