#8023

719

March 20, 2019, 10:02 p.m.

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//A while ago //Smol group Yoni: You don't realize how great it feels to sit down until you've been standing up for a whole day. Telon: Yeah, like what did people do before we invented chairs? Literally everyone: ????????????????????????

#8021

2428

March 20, 2019, 9:50 a.m.

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//ADSB Gonzalez: Someone give me a class Colin: Chicken! Colin: It extends Egg, or does Egg extend Chicken?

#8020

1822

March 19, 2019, 10:02 a.m.

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Gonzalez: I dated myself

#8019

335

March 17, 2019, 12:23 p.m.

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Carlos: So my philosophy on sexuality is like...okay so imagine a chef who loves steak. You know, I'd rather eat the steak, but if I see a steamy vegetable, hell...I'm gonna eat the steamy vegetable

#8016

1133

March 15, 2019, 3:03 p.m.

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//9th period cirincione Cirincione: You guys are magnet kids. Which is bigger, twenty-five or eight? *unanimous response* Class: EIGHT!

#8015

1725

March 15, 2019, 12:58 p.m.

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//2 students are watching something on a phone Duval: What are you guys watching? Students: A sad video Duval: So, the news?

#8013

-119

March 15, 2019, 10:13 a.m.

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Anika: Can I go to the bathroom? Duval: Never!!! Duval: Just kidding, of course you can.....take Jeff

#8009

104108

March 13, 2019, 6:43 p.m.

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//Complex Schwartz: The bell will ring now. //Bell rings on "now". Class is in awe. Schwartz: I wear a watch for a reason!

#8008

4246

March 13, 2019, 4:44 p.m.

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//judging submissions at MCPS HSF //one of the team names is "Kowalski, Analysis" William: Oh, they're named after our calculus textbook, right?

#8006

5353

March 13, 2019, 12:44 p.m.

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James Park: Am I absent? Pham: *looks at tablet* Okay, you are absent