#7791

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Dec. 5, 2018, 11:03 p.m.

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Gonzalez: What happened to the wig, Shruti? Shruti: My head is too big. Gonzalez: No Shruti, the wig is too small.

#7789

1420

Dec. 5, 2018, 10:58 p.m.

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James: ...and that’s why it’s so very unstable Gonzalez: What are we talking about here, grades? Lara: No, the fragility index of the failed state of Norway

#7788

-3167

Dec. 5, 2018, 2:16 p.m.

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//ESS period 8 Noam: So is slate the flattest rock? Lodal: no... *Noam, Max, and Bracklinn all look at each other and try very hard not to laugh* Lodal: Is there a bad pun to that? Bracklinn: ... Not for you... *Noam, Max, and Bracklinn break down in laughter* *the rest of the class is just awkwardly watching* Lodal: I hate inside jokes. I want to be part of it, but I also really don't.

#7786

1620

Dec. 4, 2018, 10:55 p.m.

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//Gonzalez pd. 1 Gonzalez: I had a weird realization. Usually when something weird happens to me, I don't share it with you...wait, that's not always true. Anyway, I realized that whenever I smile or laugh, my nose- Rajit: Protrudes? Gonzalez: *in disbelief* Protrudes!?!?!? I'm not Pinocchio!

#7784

3131

Dec. 4, 2018, 10:38 p.m.

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//Logic, proving that the rationals are countable //About 25% of the class is asleep Rose: All asleep people wake up!! Rose: Wait, actually sleep for 30 more seconds because I have to draw this annoying chart on the board

#7782

5353

Dec. 4, 2018, 7:47 a.m.

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Gonzalez: I don’t need to make MCPS look bad, they do it themselves.

#7779

3638

Dec. 2, 2018, 9:21 p.m.

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// Physics class *Mr. Schafer is conducting a demo on energy and work; he builds a rollercoaster and drops a ball off the top* Mr. Schafer: Do you see how there is a sound whenever the ball is in contact with the loop? Class: Yes. Mr. Schafer: *Catches ball* Sam: Wow, nice catch. Mr. Schafer: *Repeats experiment three times* Sam: OK, now he's just showing off. Mr. Schafer: I'm sorry you can't catch.

#7777

8286

Nov. 30, 2018, 9:04 p.m.

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//Logic Rose: Don't ever whisper something to me quietly just before I'm about to say "Alright". Like, don't quietly ask "can I take all your money", because then I'll say something like "Good good good!".

#7776

1313

Nov. 30, 2018, 9:03 p.m.

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//Logic, doing proofs on a legal-paper-sized packet //Anson writes on it with pen Rose: Anson, you've already defiled this packet!

#7775

1616

Nov. 30, 2018, 9:02 p.m.

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Rose: Eli tweeted me about his propositional logic helper at 3 AM. It's hilarious how that's the way he communicates. //pause Rose: Well, it's probably the fastest method of communication with me.