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#7880

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Jan. 23, 2019, 8:42 p.m.

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Jessica: Bok choy is satan in a vegetative state.

she was ranting on the bus about her hatred of bok choy

bus, jessica

#7192

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Feb. 4, 2018, 12:18 p.m.

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Jessica: Oh! I have a class with Jesus! Daphne: ... who? Jessica *pointing at Simon*: Isn't his name Jesus? Debkanya: What? No, that's Simon! Jessica: Last year you said his name was Jesus. Debkanya: No... Jesus is another kid. Jessica: Oh. Later Jessica *sees Simon in hallway*: HI JESUS!

#6497

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June 3, 2017, 9:06 p.m.

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Jessica *on Macron and Trump*: Why do we have a cheeto instead of a macaron?

#6208

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Jan. 23, 2017, 12:29 p.m.

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I have an abusive relationship with math. I do everything math wants me to but it still beats me up and spits me out. - Jessica four days before the end of they semester

#6179

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Jan. 9, 2017, 3:10 p.m.

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//During 9th period Manuel Khushboo: Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

#6173

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Jan. 7, 2017, 10:45 p.m.

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Jessica: This rock reminds me of you. (points to a sulfur crystal) Rafi: (becomes annoyed)

#6162

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Jan. 6, 2017, 7:05 a.m.

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Random 6th grader from Eastern: What's the scientific name of a weiner-dog? Jessica: ...a hot dog? Debkanya: They don't have scientific names. Jessica: Wait. You mean the animal, not the food?

#4416

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Feb. 5, 2013, 8:31 a.m.

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Avikar: Why won't you approve my tag? Jessica: It's too long! Avikar: But some of them are 2 letters! Patrick: Avikar, don't worry, you want to hear this from a girl.

#2744

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Jan. 4, 2011, 12:56 p.m.

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//Megan hands Jessica two washers, one extremely large washer and one extremely small washer Megan: Jessica, which washer is heavier? //Jessica takes about 30 seconds to decide Jessica: This one. (points at larger washer)

#2667

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Dec. 14, 2010, 2:04 p.m.

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Jessica: I don't HAVE any worth! What are you smoking?

MyungJee was trying to punch Jessica so she could prove her worth.

jessica, michelle