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#6808
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⚐ Report//T O O M U C H M A T H L A T E R and a fraction that spans the entire whiteboard Schwartz: So this determines whether or not the matrix is invertible Schwartz: Let's call it... Anson: The determinator! Schwartz: Okay! *few statements later* So now we have defined what a determinant is Anson: No we defined a determinator.
#6799
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⚐ ReportStreet: So are the right-hand aviation snips red or green? Student: Uh.... I don't know... Street: Come on. Pick one. Student: Right is ... a color. //Street sighs Street: Okay, good. You sound like Trump.
#6796
2020
⚐ Report//Timmy always messes with the strap of his goggles Street: This child is really dumb. I don't care how much math he knows, he can't find a pair of goggles with a strap.
#6795
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⚐ Report//talking about bandsaws Street: They're really good at cutting through dead hunks of bodies ... //menacing grin Street: ... or live ones.
#6794
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⚐ Report//Talking about Han Chinese romance novels Whitacre: love never dies, it just gets stupid
#6793
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⚐ ReportRose: *writing a propositional logic expression on the board* "If you do the dishes, I'll give you polyhedra". Not unlike discussions happening at my house.
#6790
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⚐ Report//talking about forces Schafer: Well, that's the molecules in your chair talking to the molecules in your BUTT.
#6786
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⚐ Report//To students waiting outside the locked door Street: Go away. //Turns off lights Street: Nobody's here.
#6783
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⚐ Report//Block D CS is before lunch on a half day //Clark is eating paper Piper: Are you that hungry that you have to eat paper? Clark: *Smiles sheepishly* Piper: Is this what you're like before lunch?