#6979

2424

Nov. 27, 2017, 9:15 a.m.

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Steven: How many freshmen girls are in my basement?

#6973

1317

Nov. 22, 2017, 11:25 a.m.

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Jonathan: blood tastes good. Unfortunately, other people’s blood isn’t kosher.

#6971

35

Nov. 21, 2017, 3:04 p.m.

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//talking about a firedrill Mogge: Mr. Mogge likes to go to second base.

#6968

2121

Nov. 21, 2017, 10:02 a.m.

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//getting excited about a theorem Schwartz (energetically): Are you ready?! Arthur: No. I'm Arthur Schwartz (chuckling): Oh, you're going to make a great dad someday.

#6966

02

Nov. 21, 2017, 9:52 a.m.

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William: Shoot, time to cram Kevin: School is just learning how to cram

#6965

111

Nov. 20, 2017, 10:13 p.m.

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//Picking people to prove various facts Schwartz: Someone pick a number! Ryan: 7 Schwartz: Someone pick a number! Kevin: 7 Schwartz: You two go up! //Ryan and Kevin go up and start writing on the whiteboard

#6964

24

Nov. 20, 2017, 10:10 p.m.

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//Talking across the room Connor: Your intuition is shit!

#6962

04

Nov. 20, 2017, 4 p.m.

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Chandrew: Harris is dead! How will I eat ramen now????

#6961

1616

Nov. 20, 2017, 12:29 p.m.

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Wensen: Humans entertain me, a non trivial amount for a non trivial amount of time. Therefore they have some use. Jonathan: Humans invented airhockey. Wensen: Okay! Mass extinction!

#6960

55

Nov. 20, 2017, 8:12 a.m.

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Bosse: Is anyone done with the problems on the back? Student1: Yeah Bosse; ~GASP~ Someone answered me?? Most the time I'm talking to myself!