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May 24, 2019, 4:25 p.m.

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//Last day for seniors, 3:26 PM Jonathan: I forgot my school password, so I can't log in to canvas. Schwartz: How!? It's only been 6 minutes!!



Feb. 27, 2019, 9:32 p.m.

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//Entomology 5th Jonathan: A true "Berkowitz Grenade" would be a single sesame seed. Carl: No, that's a Berkowitz Bullet.



Nov. 22, 2017, 11:25 a.m.

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Jonathan: blood tastes good. Unfortunately, other people’s blood isn’t kosher.



Nov. 20, 2017, 12:29 p.m.

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Wensen: Humans entertain me, a non trivial amount for a non trivial amount of time. Therefore they have some use. Jonathan: Humans invented airhockey. Wensen: Okay! Mass extinction!



June 18, 2016, 4:09 p.m.

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//Jonathan Berkowitz is very loudly pushing an office chair down the hallway //Schwartz is very quietly talking one-on-one with a student Schwartz: Why aren't you sitting on that and rolling down the hall?