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⚐ Report//chaotic rose anthology, january 4 "Katz, you need to stop making that joke. It should be your New Year's resolution. ... Why? Eh, maybe it's just a me thing." "You all haven't memorised the first book of Euclid like I have." "Katz, in september, on your first day of college, you should go to the professor after class and find something they did wrong to scream at them about. ... It's a good way to establish dominance." "Can I put Jonathan Fan in a phone bin?" "[Hilbert] did something different ... because he's Hilbert." "Don't zone out or get bored! Well, I can't stop you from getting bored."
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⚐ ReportAdithi: what way is the long way? Jonathan: it's the way that is not short Jonathan: so the not Veena way. Adithi: Veena is... tall. Jonathan: you're in denial Adithi: i'm not in south sudan.
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⚐ ReportJonathan: Ethanol is the solution to literally anything. Jonathan: Depression? Just drink it! Jonathan: Need to start a fire? Just burn it!
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⚐ ReportMitchum, Jonathan A (Student): 1. Dual federalism was an era of federalism where the lines of the power of the federal and state governments were broadly defined. Hua, Ethan Y (Student): Hey, those lines of power aren't broad, they're just horizontally gifted. Jonathan: Hey bud, you are just salty because you are vertically challenged. Ethan: Hey, pal, you must have the height of a saltine cracker, and the intelligence of one too. Jonathan: Hey sport, you are shorter that a brick, wider than a brick, dumber than a brick, soft as a brick, red as a brick, hairless as a brick, weak as a brick, and slower than a brick. Ethan: Hey, tank, projecting much? (megamind with hair, bottom text says "no hair?") Jonathan: You are so unpopular, I bet you work at College Board. Ethan: Hey, broski, show me your friends. I've got plenty. (megamind with no hair, top text says "no friends?")