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⚐ Report//Last day for seniors, 3:26 PM Jonathan: I forgot my school password, so I can't log in to canvas. Schwartz: How!? It's only been 6 minutes!!
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⚐ Report//Entomology 5th Jonathan: A true "Berkowitz Grenade" would be a single sesame seed. Carl: No, that's a Berkowitz Bullet.
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⚐ ReportWensen: Humans entertain me, a non trivial amount for a non trivial amount of time. Therefore they have some use. Jonathan: Humans invented airhockey. Wensen: Okay! Mass extinction!
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⚐ Report//Jonathan Berkowitz is very loudly pushing an office chair down the hallway //Schwartz is very quietly talking one-on-one with a student Schwartz: Why aren't you sitting on that and rolling down the hall?