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⚐ ReportStreet: Donald Trump is an outlier. Now, you'll go, "What does that mean?" Then you hear him talk, and you know what it means.
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⚐ Report//Moose showing students a clip from a movie Moose: If you don't like this movie, I'll pay you ten bucks! Student: Bruh, I already hate it
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⚐ Report//ceiling power outlet wire dangling near Anika's head Anika: Mr.Street, this thing hit me in the head three times! //Mr.Street takes outlet, hits Anika on head with it Mr.Street: Four.
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⚐ Report//Moose looks at the label on a student's shirt Moose: Tell me which country you think this shirt was made in. Class (simultaneously): China! Moose: No. Guatemala.
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⚐ ReportRose: So, do math in your next class! //next period, in History Moose: Put all that math away, it's rude! //students ignore Moose //30 minutes later, Moose notices Jason doing math Moose: Why's your math still out??? YOU'RE A BAD BOY
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⚐ Report//Rose is subbing for Schwartz. He's explaining how to graph functions. Rose: Evan has some *important business* to take care of at midnight. //class laughs Rose: So Vivian sneaks into his room at night while he's sleeping.
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⚐ ReportMoose: Is communism good or bad? Student: Bad. Moose: Have you read a single page of Karl Marx? No? So shut up!!!