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April 12, 2017, 9:45 p.m.

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// Raphael and Arlo in San Francisco during spring break, discussing Lisp implementations Arlo: Armed Bear Common Lisp works on the JVM, like Clojure, but it's compliant with the Common Lisp standard. Raphael: Armed Bear? // Raphael points to California flag behind him (it has a picture of a bear on it) Raphael: Like that? Arlo: Imagine that thing holding an AR-15.

#6384

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April 6, 2017, 10:51 p.m.

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Student1: I don't want a relationship, I want a dog.

#6382

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April 5, 2017, 6:53 p.m.

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//Soumith goes to turn in essay to Klein Soumith: Hh Mr. Klein so I'm going to go get a zero on the rose test next so it would be nice if you could make this grade and that grade average out to 50. Klein: So ur asking for a 100 on this essay? Soumith: Yeah basically

#6381

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April 5, 2017, 11:02 a.m.

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//talking about urinal etiquette in the boy's bathroom Student: Once I was in the bathroom and I saw Dr. Davis in there. He was standing really far from the urinal. Daniel Busis: Well he was a pilot in the air-force, he has good aim.

#6380

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April 5, 2017, 11:01 a.m.

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Busis: Isn't New Hampshire in Connecticut?

He was thinking of New Haven.

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#6379

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April 4, 2017, 4:14 p.m.

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Rose: So your French teacher told me, "Shwetha is always doing math homework during my class". At first I tried to show sympathy but then I was like yeeaahhh.

#6378

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April 4, 2017, 8:51 a.m.

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// Period 2 Ravilious, everyone is nodding off. // Ravilious, talking about how the invention of steel led to the construction of skyscrapers Ravilious: I would rather jump off that building than stand on it.

#6376

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April 3, 2017, 2 p.m.

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// In Klein pd. 9, talking about Grapes of Wrath // out of nowhere Sally: "CONNIE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!!"

#6375

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April 3, 2017, 11:22 a.m.

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//AoA Paul: Have your parents talked to you about that kind of time when Student1: they throw you in a knapsack?

#6374

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April 3, 2017, 10:28 a.m.

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Shwetha: Some person said that your teacher doesn't know how Reddit works Duval: Well, it's true