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#5704

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Dec. 17, 2015, 7:45 a.m.

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Whitacre: I'm not mean. I'm just me.

Some student called him mean for giving her a hard time about taking forever to bring an assignment up.

world, whitacre

#5703

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Dec. 16, 2015, 9:49 p.m.

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//Horne talking about navy seals, Klein walks in Horne: Mr. Klein was once a navy seal, he can tell you all about it. Klein: Yes I was! ...Actually I was more of a navy walrus... awkward.

#5701

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Dec. 16, 2015, 8:31 a.m.

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// This is on the bus ride to school. Both bus drivers are on the walkie-talkie. Bus Driver 1: So, did you notice anything interesting lately? Bus Driver 2: Well, there is a candy cane campaign at Home Depot, but that's it. //Some time passes Bus Driver 1: So, did you get any? Bus Driver 2: Yeah, I got some. What about you? Bus Driver 1: I almost bought the whole lot! Bus Driver 2: That's A LOT of candy canes. Where'd you keep them? Bus Driver 1: Oh, well, some of them are on my steering wheel.

#5700

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Dec. 15, 2015, 5:44 p.m.

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//Talking about finals, grades, etc. Piper: Mr. Rose got his recommendations in! //Ryan and Laura go into hysterics

#5699

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Dec. 15, 2015, 5:40 p.m.

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//As Mr. Street walks out of Blair, he finds three students locked outside that want someone to let them in //Mr. Street stands inches from the door, staring at the students for several minutes

#5698

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Dec. 14, 2015, 9:14 p.m.

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Oldham: We're going to stop Ride at measure 118 on Middle School Music Day, because I don't think Noah Buchholz wants to get up into the stratosphere 9 times in a day. Noah: No, it's ok! Oldham: Your lips are going to be shot. Noah: No, I'll feel great! Oldham: No. Noah: At least admit that your real reason for doing this is to save Richard's ears! Oldham: No, I couldn't care less about Richard's ears.

#5697

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Dec. 14, 2015, 9:02 p.m.

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//Infoflow: Are you Smarter than a Blazer? Trunk, host: "In what continent are the Pyrenees Mountains?" Timmy, contestant: "Uhh...Asia!"

#5696

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Dec. 14, 2015, 11:04 a.m.

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Ryan Tse: I'm bad at life, but I'm worse at math.

#5695

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Dec. 14, 2015, 9:09 a.m.

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//Giles comes into 3rd period English to return a lunchbox. Giles: Is this anyone's lunchbox? //A student comes to take it. Giles: Now don't forget your lunchbox again. Oh, by the way, I already ate the pizza.

#5694

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Dec. 14, 2015, 9:07 a.m.

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// In Giles class learning stuff Giles: See? Solving these problems isn't hard! Even Ryan Cho agrees. //Class turns to see Ryan Cho snoring in class. Giles: Alright, guys. After we finish learning math, if he's still sleeping, let's all slowly walk out of the room and turn off the light.