#5636

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Nov. 11, 2015, 7:05 p.m.

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Jeremy: It's easy to prove that the Police will never catch the Pirate. Just have Daniel Zhu play as the Police, and if he can't beat you within 5 moves, then it's impossible to win as the Police.

#5635

57

Nov. 11, 2015, 5:20 p.m.

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//Half day for middle school, on the activity bus Wensen: This bus is too quiet. --- Wensen: You never realize how loud middle schoolers are until they don't exist.

#5634

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Nov. 11, 2015, 5:11 p.m.

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Roberts: Grazioso. To be played gracefully. How can you have grace? Ryan: Be Steven Qu.

#5620

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Nov. 6, 2015, 10:56 a.m.

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Mr. Street: Blair bash quotes are not funny in the slightest, except for Mr. Street's witty banter

#5619

99

Nov. 5, 2015, 6:06 p.m.

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//Logic, Fus makes an announcement about fire alarm testing Fus: ...There is maintenance in the building, so please ignore the fire alarms should they sound. People Murmuring: What if there's a real fire? Rose: Great, time for arson.

#5618

57

Nov. 5, 2015, 6:04 p.m.

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//Mazda is eating an apple, which has white spots on it Mazda: Seriously, I was eating one of these yesterday and it was fine -- Schafer: Three seconds and that apple goes in the trash. Stop. Mazda: No, look at these white spots-- Schafer: Stop. Arthi: If you look closely at the white spots, you'll see Jesus. Schafer: *facepalming* Stop...

#5615

77

Nov. 4, 2015, 8:52 a.m.

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// Under the "How is this relevant today" section of a report on Mexican immigration and discrimination, a group member just put down a picture of Trump. Russel: *Peers over shoulder* That's a good start.

#5614

1525

Nov. 3, 2015, 7:37 p.m.

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//Music Theory is checking dictations Cynthia: (raises hand) What if I wrote all the notes' relative positions correctly, but transposed them to be the wrong scale? Mrs. Josey: If they're the wrong notes, it's incorrect //Pause Rachel: Why are you making life hard on yourself by transposing? Cynthia: ...I play clarinet Mrs. Josey: Yeah, that's a problem

#5612

33

Nov. 3, 2015, 1:41 p.m.

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Rose: So this test was about real-life modeling, which is what high school is all about, and it was also about party planning, which is also what high school is about.

#5609

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Oct. 30, 2015, 7:51 a.m.

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Freshman 1 (to other freshman): You're a horrible, terrible person. Freshman 2: I'm pretty okay with that. (15 second silence) Mr. Giles: I'm additionally okay with that as well.