#4794

5355

March 12, 2014, 9:39 p.m.

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// In Quantum, discussing blackbody radiation Raanan: So a peak in the blue range is for colder objects? Schafer: No, blue means hot! Blue is always hot! Blue is hot, hot, hot! // Class stares at Blue Blue: Uhhhh. Schafer: That's gonna be awkward.

#4793

1216

March 12, 2014, 7:38 p.m.

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//Pham in Block B Freshman Chemistry, lecturing about students' futures Pham: What is American dream? American dream is driving Mercedes in the morning, BMW in afternoon and Ferrari in evening. Why? Mercedes in the morning to meet with clients, BMW for lunch, and Ferarri at night to pick up girls!

#4792

57

March 6, 2014, 9:51 p.m.

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//Clay puts three 'Our Town' quotes on the board. Clay: Okay class, take out a sheet of paper and analyze this text. //Student hasn't written anything Clay: Why haven't you written anything? Start writing! //Minutes later Clay: So, how was it? Student: Um, Emily Webb was trying to express her feelings about-- Clay: How did you analyze that? If I were you, I couldn't have written anything!

#4791

-111

March 5, 2014, 11:49 a.m.

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//Pham walks into R/E Street: So students, in what order will we test our trebuchets? Pham: Random! Street: So you want to do them randomly. Pham squeals with joy: Yes! //And we did them randomly.

#4789

35

Feb. 27, 2014, 12:26 p.m.

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// Pham giving out SRP room numbers Pham: You weren't there the day you sign up for Room number? Pham: 316, 373, 327, meeny miney more

#4787

48

Feb. 26, 2014, 8:56 p.m.

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// In Lego Robotics, coming up with a name for our robot Antares: Oh, yes. We should name our robot Olafbot! Raphael: What's Olaf? Kathleen: You don't know Olaf? From Frozen? Raphael: What's Frozen? A new TV show?

#4785

55

Feb. 25, 2014, 9:22 p.m.

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Aanchal: I'm putting my cursor on top of Mr. Schafer's so that he notices me!

#4784

2424

Feb. 24, 2014, 6:12 p.m.

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//Block B Chem, Avikar and Hannah (seniors) sitting in the back Pham: The senior, they have to do poster and presentation. You do poster already, right guy? Hannah: Yup. Avikar: well, not yet. Pham: You such a bum! I know him, he going to do it Tuesday night. Avikar: Why would I do it Tuesday night if it's due Thursday?

#4783

99

Feb. 24, 2014, 11:47 a.m.

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Pham: Does your wife cook? Demma: Not much, I cook most of the food. Pham: I don't cook... I am the man.

#4779

46

Feb. 23, 2014, 3:56 p.m.

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//Playing charades/Pictionary, Siko 9th period French Student 1: *waving hands around and drawing on the board--draws a dog* Student 2: (in audience) Chien! Student 3: Le chien! Student 4: OMG IT'S A DOGE!