#8719

1515

Nov. 10, 2020, 10:23 a.m.

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Schafer: It'd be like looking at a football field and thinking: Schafer: "How long is that? Uh ... it's less than a mile." Schafer: You're *not wrong* Schafer: But it's not really accurate

#8718

1818

Nov. 6, 2020, 2:34 p.m.

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*Discussing finding a certain curve* Rose: Try it yourself! It could take anywhere from 1 to 30 minutes!

#8717

1517

Nov. 6, 2020, 11:23 a.m.

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Street: I was looking at Synergy again and Synergy's on drugs. Street: I mean, I was looking at it, and it was as if someone was up there in Rockville feeding Quaaludes into the computer.

#8716

2222

Nov. 6, 2020, 10:45 a.m.

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Schafer: "One, two, three, eyes on this graph." Schafer: Doesn't rhyme as well as "one, two, three, eyes on me," but it works.

#8715

3232

Nov. 6, 2020, 10:19 a.m.

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Rose: the weak link of this plan is that I have to actually grade things. //later Bracklinn: waiting for Rose grades is like waiting for the Nevada vote count.

#8714

2323

Nov. 6, 2020, 9:51 a.m.

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Rose: You guys are going to say, "Mr. Rose, you must be crazy, giving us the same problem twice." No, I am crazy, I am losing it.

#8713

1010

Nov. 5, 2020, 1:38 p.m.

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// Talking about self-referential third-person (illeism) Blake: The only person I know who can get away with that is Elmo.

#8712

1515

Nov. 5, 2020, 12:14 p.m.

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Kirk: Use the chat, or use your voice, or ... Kirk: ... if you know sign language ... I can read hand signs...

#8711

2626

Oct. 30, 2020, 1:57 p.m.

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Street: Hopefully your iguana doesn't die from wood poisoning.

#8710

2626

Oct. 30, 2020, 1:49 p.m.

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// talking about zoom teacher conferences or whatever Lodal: So I'm looking for the private chat to tell [a talkative teacher] to shut up, but then I realize I can't do that. Lodal: Because I would never do that, right? Lodal: Unless it's Kirk, then I'm definitely telling him to shut up.