#8540

110114

March 2, 2020, 8:33 p.m.

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// talking about why he hasn't printed packets for chem rne yet Lodal: See, I'd go do it now, but every time it jams that's an extra five minutes I have to be in there. And inevitably there's going to be someone else in there who feels obligated to talk to me, when I really just want to play a game on my phone.

#8537

4446

March 2, 2020, 2:51 p.m.

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//9th discrete Rose: So we have three sizes of pizza, there are 7 different toppings, and we can have as many toppings as we want. How many different pizzas can we make? *Stein happens to be in the room and comes up to the board and starts doing the problem* Stein: so you have 7 choose 1, that's 7, and for 7 choose 2... But then you get to like 7 choose 5 and I can't do that. Rose: You don't have to, we just leave it like that, the numbers don't matter. Stein: tHe NuMbErS dOnT mAtTeR? I thought you were going to tell me how many pizzas I could order!!!

#8536

4753

Feb. 28, 2020, 10:31 a.m.

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//ADSA Piper: What other ways are there to denote NOT? Nacho: Well, you can do the overline- Piper: Hey! I'm not looking for the right answer!

#8535

5858

Feb. 28, 2020, 10:20 a.m.

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Yash: Why would you visit France four months in a row? Rose: Maybe you have a secret girlfriend there Rose: Those of you who don’t have a secret girlfriend in Paris, you better get on that

#8533

4040

Feb. 28, 2020, 1:22 a.m.

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Sloe: What's the circle? Class: Female. Sloe: Right! Because girls are round.

#8532

8082

Feb. 27, 2020, 7:39 p.m.

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//talking about transistors Street: If you want to learn more, go to Mr. Schafer because he's smarter, younger, and better-looking than me.

#8531

3236

Feb. 27, 2020, 4:53 p.m.

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//9th SRP Bosse: It’s ok to be rejected! It builds character! Who here has already been rejected for an internship? //Several people raise their hands Bosse: See, look at all these rejects!

#8528

2628

Feb. 27, 2020, 7:55 a.m.

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*In micro, student sees that Hinkle has a binder clip that has the word "crap" printed on it* Student: Mr Hinkle, where did you get that binder clip? Hinkle: I steal these from children.

#8526

418

Feb. 25, 2020, 8:28 a.m.

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//after Robert sat on a table that had sulfuric acid on it previously Ethan: Question. Geffen: Is Robert going to get a Darwin award? Yes. Almost certainly.

#8525

2731

Feb. 25, 2020, 7:52 a.m.

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*Stein is moving desks back from where Rose has moved them* Stein: We call this de-Rosification