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#1805

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April 20, 2010, 6 p.m.

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// Poolesville kids are climbing a tree and get in trouble // Later, Nilay climbs up the side of the Envirothon main building but then jumps down Mr. Pham, walks out the building, casually to Nilay: You know, if I find out that the Blair kid climbing da tree, I breaks their neck! Nilay, quickly: Oh no - those were all Poolesville kids! Mr. Pham, smiles: Good.

#1804

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April 20, 2010, 5:58 p.m.

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Grossman: Children are just like turkeys at a butcher.

He was explaining the argument for privatizing schools and meant to imply that private industry could be more efficient.

butcher, children, turkey

#1803

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April 20, 2010, 5:02 p.m.

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//walking away from a stream Pham: This not animal! This fish!

#1801

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April 19, 2010, 8:33 p.m.

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Pham: I have three houses! One here, other in Maine, and other in Florida! And you know what? In winter, I heat house in Maine to 50 degree! And in summer, I keep house in Florida air-conditioned! And you know why? Because I want to use all the natural resources now, so that when you guy grow up, you won't have any!

#1800

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April 19, 2010, 8:31 p.m.

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Timeless advice from Mr.Pham: Never put the pipette in your mouth and suck it up!

Pham spells it pipet

#1799

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April 19, 2010, 6:48 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: So we call the shape with a little dent in it concave...because it has a little cave in it to hide from the dinosaurs. *class laughs* Mr. Rose: Convex on the otherhand has no cave in it to hide in, so yeah you get eaten by dinosaurs. *class laughs* Mr. Rose: Dinosaurs and humans were never alive at the same time...just to be clear.

While discussing Concave and Convex in Analysis 1A

rose, william

#1798

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April 19, 2010, 6:08 p.m.

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Kamal: "When I went to LA, I saw a building from Grand Theft Auto! It was great! It was, like, the best moment of my life... it was like going to *MECCA*!"

During Thermo, while talking about Sterling engines

gta, la, kamal, mecca

#1797

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April 18, 2010, 9:56 a.m.

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Ostrander: Basically everything you learn in college is true... Except for what your friends tell you.

in college, he used to make bonfires on beaches with stolen wood packaging.

college, ostrander

#1796

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April 17, 2010, 5:17 p.m.

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Ostrander: "Everybody look down. Are you wearing your pants?" //Trying to figure out who was leaving a pair of pants by the intertidal zone at Wallops

#1795

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April 17, 2010, 5:15 p.m.

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Ostrander, as kids cannonball into the mud at Wallops: "These kids are stupid."