#13179

99

March 11, 2024, 2:52 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, march 11 "I was warning my kids, like 1st warning, 2nd warning, 3rd warning, 4th warning etc." "Then after the 8th warning I took away his stuffed animal, and he was screaming about how he was gonna get nightmares" "Then my daughter writes 'Papa is horrible Papa is horrible' over and over on this board we have" "She wasn't even a victim she was just sticking up for his brother" "She was screaming stuff like 'YOU are a HORRIBLE parent' 'YOU are making YOUR SON have NIGHTMARES'" "And she was making like elaborate plans to sneak out at midnight, to get back at me and stuff like that" "They kept taking stuff, like the hat off my head, and hiding my stuff" "My daughter is gonna be a criminal mastermind one day" "I think I made a horrible mistake" "I should have just had children that were obedient" "I wasted all of this time being nice" "That brings me to the other children in my life, you guys" "All I ask for is complete obedience."

#13140

66

March 1, 2024, 12:07 p.m.

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Rose: (muttered) I hate children! Rose: did I say that out loud?

#13013

55

Feb. 8, 2024, 4 p.m.

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Smrek: Raise your hand if you watched Sesame Street as a child ... or if you still do.

#12907

33

Jan. 30, 2024, 8:38 a.m.

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Hallisey: Have you guys heard of Elmo? Hallisey: It's a show where parents show their children while putting them on the neglect chair. Hallisey: Elmo's world has been around for a while so I wasn't sure if you guys have heard for not Hallisey: if not then just bear with me.

#12875

46

Jan. 22, 2024, 7:33 a.m.

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Isak (in fake Georgian accent): I will make you children pancake Isak: And you can drink hydrochloric acid

#12633

13

Dec. 4, 2023, 8:39 a.m.

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//talking about internships Sky: i literally search up "internships for little children"

#12515

77

Nov. 13, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Zeyad: [Rose] has a wife and kid and he's still so zesty

#12361

66

Oct. 20, 2023, 10:21 a.m.

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//chaotic cole anthology, october 20 "over protective dad, sends his daughter to private school, no boys..." "not gonna lie, i'm gonna be that dad" "my daughters are going to be at blair" "so that won't happen to them" "i'ma see who they hang out with" "i'ma follow kids to their classes" "i'ma put a lock on them"

#12216

1313

Sept. 28, 2023, 2:27 p.m.

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someone: do you think your kids are going to be in magnet Lodal: no they're too stupid

#12104

1212

Sept. 12, 2023, 9:37 a.m.

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Adithi: Measles sounds like a great name for a pokemon // later Adithi: Chlamydia would be a great name for a child