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Michael: I find it strange that you’re not Jewish. Schafer: Why? Michael: Because you’re like white, and like nerdy. Schafer: To be clear, Michael Cohen just called me nerdy. But he means that in a loving way, right?

#620

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Whitacre: When you go to college, what you really need to bring is this. *holds up a paper clip* So you can attach money to your work.

#619

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Dr. Smith: Don’t lose your book. We charge $35.77, but last I checked, they cost $77.

#618

11

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Schafer: e^(rt) ain’ts never gonna be zero.

#617

22

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Schafer: Once it’s through the molasses, it don’t wanna move. It’s not gonna say, “I want to oscillate!” //Tim starts laughing Schafer: What’s so funny? Tim: Andie just said that would be a good Magnet pick-up line. Schafer: That is a good Magnet pick-up line. Except there are only like four Magnet girls in the whole senior class.

#616

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Schafer: Am I teaching you how to solve all differential equations? NO! Michael: Only God can do that. Schafer: Or Swokowski.

#615

77

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//Whitacre is reading choices from a quiz on religious views Whitacre: Mine is the only true religion. Steven: I will stone you! Whitacre: Spoken like a true bigot.

#614

13

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Swaney: Do you have food for the winners? Student: No. Swaney: Ready? *looks at class* //the class gives a collective “aww”

#613

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Swaney: Any parties that have the word “nationalist” in it are the xenophobic hate mongerers.

#612

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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//Jacob takes a cough drop out of his pocket Swaney: I hope you have enough for everybody //Jacob takes a bag of cough drops out of his pocket Jacob: Okay, who wants a cough drop? //seven hands go up in the air