#579

911

Oct. 1, 2009, 8:55 a.m.

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//Jordan, who sits right next to Mr. Pham's desk, is coughing incessantly Mr. Pham: You know me. If I get sick, I kill you.

#578

-24

Sept. 30, 2009, 6:12 p.m.

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//talking about his days as a middle school teacher Stein: AGENDA!!!

#576

11

Sept. 30, 2009, 10:45 a.m.

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Whitacre: Don't build a big house. Then when someone tries to rob you, you shoot them, and the alarms go off and everyone's like "You killed him!"...I live in a forest, so you knock on my door and BANG!

#575

-13

Sept. 30, 2009, 10:44 a.m.

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Whitacre: I wish I could go back in time. Then I could kill Euclid.

#572

11

Sept. 25, 2009, 4:23 p.m.

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Hinkle: Here's some stuff about numbers and different stuff like that.

#571

44

Sept. 25, 2009, 4:22 p.m.

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Hinkle: In Texas, if you shoot someone on your porch, you gotta drag 'em into your house to make it legal. I read a case. Porch doesn't work, house works in Texas. Gotta wait 'till they cross the threshold.

#570

02

Sept. 25, 2009, 4:21 p.m.

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Hinkle: I don't like my parents! I'm not movin' back with my parents! I'm outta here!

#569

1111

Sept. 25, 2009, 4:20 p.m.

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Hinkle: I don't do little kids. Nuh-uh. Not ninth graders, either. They need to all be given shots and put in their own self-contained areas.

#568

22

Sept. 25, 2009, 4:19 p.m.

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Hinkle: My parents wrote me off. Emancipation is a pretty cool thing.

#567

55

Sept. 25, 2009, 4:18 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to say that I've been unemployed. I have! Straight up unemployed. [...] Got laid off in Ohio, ended up living out of my pickup truck on the Eastern Shore, hunting and fishing for food. [...] That was an interesting part of my life.