#404

1416

June 2, 2009, 9:28 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: Samuel Maverick died in the Boston Massacre. Ozzie: He's the original Maverick. Mr. Schafer: He and John McCain. Ozzie: John McCain was there. Mr. Schafer: That may very well be.

#403

46

June 2, 2009, 9:26 p.m.

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Pham: Is today September 31? Class: No...it's October 1. Pham: That's what it say on my watch - September 31! I can no believe it; this an Omega watch!

#402

99

June 2, 2009, 9:26 p.m.

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Schafer: Anybody seen Mr. Boettcher? Big bald guy with a funny beard? [Boettcher steps out of the back room.] Boettcher: I'm right here, Schafer.

#399

810

June 2, 2009, 9:10 p.m.

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Nader: Can you think of a thought-provoking question concerning bulk or linear expansion? Schafer: *snickers*

#398

1113

June 2, 2009, 12:22 p.m.

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PA: Today will be the last advisory of the year... Ben: You know what the best advice I got in advisory all year was? "That's a good hand, you should go nil."

#397

7078

June 2, 2009, 12:05 p.m.

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Shirley: Is that our class? Schafer: Yes Schafer: Ask me another quesion and I'll respond in another language Shirley: Hmm... Okay... What's your name? No, wait- Schafer: Je m'appelle Mister Schafer. Shirley: Okay... What year is it? Schafer: Que es de dos mil nueve. Shirley: Hmm... How many picometers in a kilometer? Schafer: Okay, Italian. [Italian-sounding gibberish] Shirley: What's that in English? Schafer: Go f*** yourself

#396

77

June 2, 2009, 11:23 a.m.

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//reading a student's Java program Ms. Collins: L-O-L C-A-T-Z. What's L-O-L catz?

#395

88

June 2, 2009, 8:36 a.m.

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// At robotics election results Fish: "And the winner of the vice presidential election, between (sic) Aaron Tucker, Aaron Burger, Ori Perl, and Matt Bernstein is... Tucker!" Ori and Burger high five each other, point at Tucker Ori and Burger, in unison: "Sucks for you!"

#393

1921

June 1, 2009, 10 p.m.

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Manuel: So if Berlin was blockaded off, how do you think Truman sent supplies to Berlin? Someone: Plane! Someone else: Trucks! Valerie: JUST BRING IT TO THEM BY SHIP. GOD.

#392

26

June 1, 2009, 9:58 p.m.

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Mr. Goldman: Retarded people and dogs both REALLY like me.