#305

2026

May 22, 2009, 12:30 a.m.

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Mr. Schafer: "For those of you who did something ret- -interesting on the quiz..."

#304

88

May 22, 2009, 12:29 a.m.

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[Mr. Schafer wants to read Amir's story to the class] Amir: [stalling] "But, uh, the handwriting's kinda bad..." Mr. Schafer: "Trust me. I'm a professional. Gimme the paper."

#303

66

May 22, 2009, 12:26 a.m.

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[during a conversation about last names] Lucia: "Ms. Edwards, what's *your* last name?"

#302

55

May 22, 2009, 12:24 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: "But what does it MEAN?!?"

#301

02

May 21, 2009, 11:20 p.m.

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Demma: You should come over some time and we can have squirrelwiches!

#300

66

May 21, 2009, 11:19 p.m.

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The first on the list of my 10 top life lessons: Don't practice your boomerang technique at the intersection of two major highways. ~Demma

#299

-13

May 21, 2009, 11:10 p.m.

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Demma: If the duodenum had a facebook, these would be its friends...

#298

1115

May 21, 2009, 11:06 p.m.

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I assume in April we'll run out of markers, then we'll have to cut people's fingers off and write in blood... freshmen first. ~Mr. Miller

#296

99

May 21, 2009, 10:22 p.m.

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"Would you screw the pickles, please?" - Bunday

#295

02

May 21, 2009, 10:21 p.m.

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The thing with high-tech is that you always end up using scissors.